Though I'm by no means one of the greats, I'm a pretty solid coach:
At DII: rebuilt
UMass Lowell from a Sim punching bag in a top-three conference to seven consecutive NTs begging in my second season, including two Elite Eights.
At DIII: over the course of twelve seasons, built my alma mater
Lawrence from Sim-wasteland-with-no-postseason-in-fifteen-years to a perennial NT contender and eventual national champion.
...though with the exception of one year at DIII Greensboro (before I jumped to Lowell), that's my only lower-division experience.
Anyway, I'm joining Tark DIII next season - it seems like Tark as a whole has a high level of competition, and I like a challenge. I'd be fine building a great-team-in-a-terrible-conference kind of thing, as well as being one of many coaches in a power conference - though I'm not convinced those exist in Tark, considering how every conference appears to have a bunch of openings.
So convince me to join your conference! What's open, and why should I take it?
Current frontrunners: Whitman, US Merchant Marines, Piedmont, Bowdoin