Funny response I got in my inbox:
From: Andrew Engel
Subject: 29 MPG, FEELING GOOD!
He says that he's happy that I'm fulfilling my recruiting promise.
But....
- I didn't actually quite fulfill his promised minutes
- He's currently getting 24 mpg, not 29
But, hey, he's FEELING GOOD!, so that's all that matters. Gotta love dumb kids.