Never gotten something like this before. Tried offering a scholarship and got this in response. What's the reason for it?
"Coach:
Am I getting punk'd? Seriously, where is Ashton? You know that I can't approve that scholarship offer. I know I don't want to explain that one to the boosters and I'm sure you don't either. Does the kid have pictures of you with co-eds or something? Even if he did, no way - final answer. I miss Regis."