Maybe you have heard of the California Collegiate Athletic Association.  We are kinduva a big deal.

D2 Tark?   Isn't that GLV territory?  Yeah, I guess, but the little known fact about the GLV is that they all suffer from chronic premature ejactulation.   Honest, I know.

Anyhoo, if you want to hang out with  the cool kids of D2, we have an opening at CSU Bakersfield.  It's a B+  prestige program with about 8 (might be 7) openings.    You'll have about 38k to spend to fill out the the team and of course you get to sit with the cool kids at the lunch table.  

Just sayin......