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joco45215
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We need coaches, Hey new guys come on down!
2/17/2014 11:38 AM
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I can't believe how many coaches are afraid of our conference?  
2/20/2014 11:38 AM
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Posted by uwrjl93 on 2/20/2014 11:38:00 AM (view original):
I can't believe how many coaches are afraid of our conference?  
I think they are scared of you......UW....don't want the beat down on the court and off....He's really not a bad person guys....sometimes he gets out of his cage and just lets the poop fly...rub him behind the ears and hes ok...just a lil hyper....He don't mean no harm....you might even like him.....what do ya say? wanna come play
2/21/2014 7:15 AM
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Don't F with me Joco.  I'm like Sigfried & Roy's Bangle....I'll rip your face off!
2/21/2014 9:32 AM
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you forgot poop flinging 
2/21/2014 11:24 AM
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I only did that once and it was at your mother.
2/21/2014 2:10 PM
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Sex with your mother and then a cleveland steamer?  I'm in!
2/22/2014 12:47 PM
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Cleveland sucks
2/22/2014 2:18 PM
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I guess when you are used to "Stanley Steamer" a cleveland steamer is better UW
2/22/2014 2:22 PM
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Come join us
2/24/2014 1:42 PM
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Joco, 

I think we may have had some people interested, but I have a feeling that they are now afraid of your mother raping them and giving them a cleveland steamer.  Could you maybe assure potential coaches that your mother is only allowed out of prison to go to work and must return to her cell each night before sundown?

-your pal

uwrjl
2/24/2014 3:24 PM
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UWRJL93,

I really think you are off base somewhat with you comments regarding my mother. First of all The Cleveland steamer you are so fond of it was actually Stanley who you let defecate on your face....I know you wish it was a woman but alas it was a DUDE!.....Don't worry other prospective coaches UW is only allowed out for conjugal visits when he preschedules them with Stanley (the cavity searches are just his precursor). After his visit UW is too sore to bother anyone except to ask for hemorrhoid cream to be applied for him. or to blow up his air ring cushion. Other than that we have an Excellent conference to join there are a few highly rated (for a sim team) sim teams to take over and the rebuilds are simple unless you like to lose a lot like I do....

Thanks
Joco

p.s. I'm not falling for the rub the cream trick again
2/24/2014 4:28 PM
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Pump just send me a PM and told me your mom wanted him to pull a dirty sanchez on her.  What is wrong with her?
2/24/2014 4:54 PM
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