This is to reiterate ab90's thread, because I feel like I'm taking f*cking crazy pills:
https://www.whatifsports.com/forums/Posts.aspx?topicID=498300
There is no F'ing way that 345 out of 384 DIII schools suddenly get filled...especially at such suspect timing as kcsundevil pointed out.
Wooden DIII, this very last bastion of success, (not to mention the TONS of ghost-ship users which renewed but never stayed after the rollover across all worlds) looks like any other feeble government that has to secure 95% of the popular vote in order to convince everyone else that it is actually legitimate.