Posted by thewizard17 on 12/19/2016 5:21:00 PM (view original):
Anyone want to play?

*Participation medals for everyone

*All games will end in a coin flip. Even if Uconn is 10x better than SW Eastern Oklahoma University. If it's a two headed coin then the game will end in a tie. In Spud Dynasty, you control the outcome of the coinflip and if you lose, too bad so sad.
*Wahbulances for all people that complain. That's like a loss in the standings or sumthing 3 wahbulances and you forfeit the rest of your games.

*D-1 teams will now be limited to recruiting elementary school children. Early entry? Ha! Tough luck!