Stop me if you have heard this one:
Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Billy: "I wanna be a billionaire, have a beautiful wife, give her a Ferrari worth a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel the world, a 200-foot yacht, an Infinite Visa Card, and I want to make love to her three times a day."
The teacher, shocked with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and continues the lesson "
And you, Nancy?"
"I wanna be Little Billy's wife!"