It seems to me this is one of the things that just happens at WIS, and never when you're
trying to make it happen. Many years ago I noticed this in one of my progs:
I've been in that prog over 50 seasons, and that's the only one in which a batter ever got to pitch. I remember asking the owner at the end of the season (when I finally noticed) if he had found some hack to get Cochrane on the mound. He told me no, in fact he hadn't realized Cochrane pitched at all until I brought it up.
So Cochrane doesn't have any pitching stats, doesn't throw left or right, but somehow makes 11 appearances and pitches about as well as any other pitcher on a 115-game losing team?
Believe It or Don't!