(with absolutely no apologies to Andy Williams because my version is way better)
It’s the most…wonderful draft…of the year…
There’ll be picks filled with doubt
And pulling hair out
And switching of gears!
It’s the most…wonderful draft…
Yes the most…wonderful draft…
Oh the most…wonderful draft ………OF THE YEAR!!!!
Thanks, as always, to schwarze for running this amazing theme. Rostered players in bold. Stats shown are normalized.
Nomination –
1895 Ed Doheny (scrub, $229K)
At first I was very proud of my original nomination, 1935 Bill Swift. Other than the 1935 there was only one cheap Swift, and only 2 or 3 others who could get people out in this league, plus he’d come with my beloved Arky Vaughan (and even Cy Blanton if there was room). That pride lasted all of one minute, as a scant 60 seconds later schwarze dropped the H-bomb: Hutchison. With all of the high-priced guys in the draft (Hutchison, Breitenstein, McMahon) I knew that I wouldn’t be able to afford to roster Swift and Vaughan so I decided to find a low-priced scrub in order to move from the end of round 1 into the #2 pick of the draft. Then McMahon was switched out for Cain. I briefly considered switching back to Swift but stayed the course. Doheny is not a great nomination; his useless seasons are generally not all that expensive and he allows access to a couple of nice Honus Wagners. But he comes with a good, and reasonably priced,
3B George Davis (606 PA, .321/.399/.491, D+/A-, $5.5M).
For those who haven’t been to Dublin Ireland, my team name derives from the classic Victorian-era pub Doheny & Nesbitt, at which pints have been pulled since 1867. In the Dublin pub pecking order I rate Toner’s (which is across Lower Baggot Street from D&N and was the site of the only pub visit ever made by poet William Butler Yeats) a bit higher, but both are absolutely worth a visit.
Finally, and this is the kind of thing that I probably would never learn about if not for leagues such as this one, the story of Ed Doheny is extremely sad. He was a pretty good pitcher, but quite literally went insane in the middle of his playing career.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Doheny
Round 1 –
1900 Ted Breitenstein (waste, $4.5M)
I ended up with the second overall pick thanks to slainte’s brilliant nomination of the $200K Stuart, which guaranteed him the most obvious pick in the history of any draft, the cheap Breitenstein who also can be used as a closer. Slainte also completely nailed his second and third picks of the draft. With his team and schwarze’s in my division I don’t think I have even a snowball’s chance in hell of making the postseason. Kudos.
My first thought when researching the available players was to punt Hutchison and Breitenstein until the endgame; wasting their salaries or using them depending on which versions I ended up with. But then I realized that if I ended up with high-priced, usable versions of both then every other pitcher that I drafted would be wasted salary, and there was no way that I’d get cheap versions of all of those. Therefore I had to make sure I used at most one of them. Between the two, the 1900 Breitenstein had the cheapest remaining version, so I chose him here. I figured I’d have to do this immediately, given that in the other draft the more palatable Hutchison and Breitensteins were going off the board early.
Round 2 –
1889 Bill Hutchison (391 IP, 3.25 ERC#, $9.7M)
A funny thing happened on the way to the second round. There was no run on the cheaper or usable Breitensteins and Hutchisons, as there had been in the other league. I had the 13
th overall pick in the AL. In the NL, 7 of the first 12 picks were B&H’s. In the AL 2 of them were. Instead, in the AL those B&H picks were generally replaced by low-priced players with good teammates. So what do I do here? I had hoped for the ’95 Buckley and his killer teammates but he was drafted 3
rd overall, immediately after my first pick. I figured the B&H run would come soon so I grabbed the only Hutchison that IMO had no wasted salary. The 1893-1895 seasons are too bad to be used effectively, and the 1890-1892 seasons have more innings than can be used at 100% (
maybe all 674 of the 1891’s IP can be used by a more astute manager, but I doubt that I could do it). Only the 1889 can be used in total, at 100%. Whether you’d want to is another question, but I decided that I would. So after the first two rounds, I had no good teammates, almost $10M worth of one mediocre pitcher, and $4.5M in wasted salary. But at least I was done with Hutchison and Breitenstein, and I’ll bet that several owners will waste much more than $4.5M on those two. But with the ranks of quality offensive teammates quickly dissipating, I was beginning to regret not sticking with my initial nomination, especially since the draft was unfolding in such a way that I might very well have been able to get the 1900 Breitenstein with the last pick in the first round.
Round 3 –
1928 Doc Farrell (565 PA, .207/.256/.265, D+/B+, $2.2M)
One Hutchison and one Breitenstein went before my next selection. Still not the run that I was expecting. Meanwhile, more cheap guys with good teammates came off the board. I needed to start getting some good hitting teammates. The only second basemen that I really wanted were the two Hornsbys, so when Jtpsops took the ’27 Farrell 3 picks before mine this decision was made for me. In terms of price to quality ratio the ‘28 is probably my favorite
Rogers Hornsby (656 PA,.376/.490/.625, B-/D+, $10.2M), so despite happening a round earlier than I’d expected I was happy with this pick. Foreshadowing: you may have noticed that I listed Farrell’s stats rather than just typing “waste”.
Round 4 –
1888 Tip O’Neill (693 PA, .349/.408/.482, C/B, $6.6M)
When Thomas P. “Tip” O’Neill, Boston College class of 1936, was running his first political campaign for election to the Massachusetts House of Representatives, he spent election day as all candidates do: speaking publicly and frantically trying to gain every vote that he could. When the polls closed, he went home to his wife. During a nervous dinner, as the early returns were being reported, Tip jokingly asked his wife if she had voted for him. Her demeanor immediately darkened; she frowned and said “I did, but I really didn’t want to.” Tip was flabbergasted and furious, replying along the lines of “HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT YOU DIDN’T WANT TO VOTE FOR ME?!?!?! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME!!! YOU’RE MY WIFE!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR ME?!?!?!” Mrs. O’Neill calmly replied “because you never asked me to.” Tip O’Neill never forgot that, and never again took anyone’s vote for granted. He was elected to the U.S. House of Representatives in 1953 and served until 1987, including 10 years as Speaker of the House. Around the time of his retirement, the new library on the campus of BC (my alma mater, if you haven’t guessed), built with money made from the Doug Flutie years, opened, bearing Tip’s name.
Yes, I know that this is a totally different Tip O’Neill, but I love that story.
One of the keys in this type of league is deciding how many nominated players to use in your starting lineup. This is even more crucial in a season like this one where there is a DH. With the DH there are 9 starting offensive spots, and each team can only use 9 teammates, so the number of non-teammate pitchers that can be rostered is equal to the number of nominated players in one’s starting lineup. With Tip O’Neill being far and away the best offensive player nominated, I considered it imperative to get a good, startable season of his. Once one came off the board at the beginning of Round 4 I knew I had to take one here. I got one of the better ones. While I knew that I would never be able to use his teammate Silver King, I figured that having Elton Chamberlain to take up some salary if I had any left over was a nice perk. That didn’t end up being needed.
Round 5 –
1933 Sugar Cain (waste, $3.9M)
After a nomination and four rounds my starting lineup consisted of a very good Hornsby and an OK George Davis. Good hitting teammates were becoming scarce, so it was time to bolster the offense. Welcome
Mickey Cochrane (582 PA, .316/.452/.511, B/D+/B-, $6.3M), who was the best catcher still available to me, and
Jimmie Foxx (719 PA, .350/.442/.700, C+/C-, $9.9M). In one fell swoop my offense suddenly looks like it has a chance to be formidable. I love this pick.
Round 6 –
1908 Orval Overall (237 IP, 2.59 ERC#, $6.6M)
As much as I like to pretend that these drafts are all skill, there’s a lot of luck involved, centering primarily on being in the right place to not miss out on crucial runs. My O’Neill pick fell in a spot that prompted a run, and to some extent this one did as well. At this point there was one player in the entire draft who I needed to avoid: the useless $7M 1905 Overall. Once the cheaper and usable ’06 version went off the board two picks before mine, I knew it was time to act. I got an acceptable version that came with an expensive Mordecai Brown that I figured that I wouldn’t be able to afford. But this was all about avoiding the $7M disaster, which I did. So I think this was a pretty good pick…
Overall……………….....don’t get up; I’ll show myself out…
Round 7 –
1905 Sammy Strang (super-sub, .262/.397/.372, $2.2M)
Super-sub? More like super-scrub! Amirite ladies? I mean, he plays every position except catcher…remarkably poorly. Basically D/D- with low D- range everywhere. He’ll probably need to start 10-15 games at 3B and 10-15 games at SS. Speaking of shortstop, my plan all along was to get a good offensive player at every position, and at SS I was considering the 1912 Honus Wagner or the 1918 Hollacher that came with Hendrix, or one of the Glasscocks (tee hee) associated with Buckley. But other than Wagner I really didn’t like any of those, and I wasn’t ready to take my Hendrix. Then I realized that I already had drafted 565 PA of a D+/B+ shortstop, which isn’t great defense but not debilitatingly bad. Sure, he barely outhits a decent offensive pitcher, but this league has a DH so I can deal with one weak spot in the order. Best of all, he only cost me $2.2M (which I’d have to roster either way) so he was basically a free starting position. I could carry out this plan as long as I got a Strang who could fill in at short. This one checked that box, and yielded two very important teammates: starting OF “Turkey”
Mike Donlin (716 PA, .361/.420/.522, D/B-, $6.9M) and SP
Christy Mathewson (359 IP, 1.81 ERC#, $14.3M), who I was able to afford because of my willingness to start Farrell. At this point I only needed 2 outfielders and a DH to complete my starting lineup, and I was convinced that the remaining players that I needed to draft had enough choices at those positions that I would end up with an offense with which I could feel comfortable.
Round 8 –
1966 Dick Stuart (scrub, $296K)
Especially since I am too young to have ever seen him play, it’s amazing to me that I knew that Dick Stuart’s nickname had been “Dr. StrangeGlove” before I ever knew of the movie “Dr. Strangelove”. This is all the more remarkable because that film is now one of my two favorites of all time (the other being 2001; yes, I’m a Kubrick fanatic). But I remember in college talking about seeing the film for the first time and pronouncing it “StrangeGlove” out of habit. Weird. Of course, everyone remembers “You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!” and “Mein fuhrer, I can walk!” but this is one of my favorite scenes in cinematic history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUAK7t3Lf8s
As for this selection, I had started doing the math on the players that I wanted and the players that I’d need to roster, and I realized that I needed to save some money. I had no use for Stuart or his teammates, so this was an easy pick.
Round 9 –
1992 Jose Lind (defensive replacement, otherwise waste, A/A+, $3.5M)
In the back of my mind I’d always hoped that I’d end up with the 1894 Buckley and his cadre of strong-hitting teammates, but schwarze grabbed him way back at the end of round 5. I still needed 2 starting OFs, and
Barry Bonds (612 PA, .317/.464/.631, A-/C+, $8.7M) was the best still around. My other thought was the $6.9M, 108 SB, A/A- 1983 Rickey Henderson that would come with a $3.2M Mike Davis. But Bonds obviously hits better and can run too (39/47). I’m not sure exactly how homers will play in this league so I’ll be curious to see how this works out.
Round 10 –
1988 Mike Davis (waste, $1.1M)
One advantage of taking Bonds over Hendu was that the corresponding Lind was only $1.5M more expensive than the cheapest remaining Lind, while the ’83 Davis was more than $2M more expensive. This one was $150K more expensive than the cheapest Davis but came with a better Jay Howell who I thought that I would use as my closer. I ended up going in a different direction, but the extra $150K didn’t end up costing me any players as I feared it might.
Round 11 –
1915 Claude Hendrix (304 IP, 2.78 ERC#, $9.2M)
Wow. At this point, everything was coming up Milhouse. In the 11
th round I got the Hendrix with the third-best ERC#. He actually might be able to get people out. He also came with a serviceable Three-Finger Brown (giving me a total of six fingers worth of Brown) in case I was unable to afford Mathewson. The catching platoon of Wilson and Fischer is also intriguing but went unused.
Round 12 –
1891 Dick Buckley (waste, $1.5M)
More like “mostly waste”, as he’ll probably have to start 15 games or so to spell Cochrane. This was the pick when I finally realized that I had a chance to comprehensively execute my strategy. With my decision to start Farrell I had no use for Glasscock (which is sad, because if I had then this writeup would’ve been much more interesting) and therefore could just go with the cheapest Buckley. I also needed the cheapest Heisey, which I realized I could do because the only other owner who needed him was schwarze, and this Buckley pick moved me ahead of him in the draft order. So at least I have that small victory to keep me warm at night when schwarze’s team is 28 games ahead of me in the standings and beating me by double-digit runs every game.
Round 13 –
2010 Chris Heisey (226 PA, .257/.327/.424, C+/D-, $1.2M)
Not only was this the cheapest Heisey left on the board, but this pick yielded the final player for my lineup: 1B
Joey Votto (648 PA, .328/.427/.591, A-/C, $7.1M). He moves Foxx over to DH. Again, I’m not sure how well home run power will play in this league; there are a lot of deadballers but also some guys like McDowell and even Hutchison who should yield some homers. We’ll see. I considered using the 1891 Tiernan that I’d acquired with my previous pick as my DH, but I didn’t have a good place to utilize the cost savings so I stuck with Votto. That is, I planned on doing so as long as the next pick went my way.
Round 14 –
1956 Cleveland Indians Dale Mitchell (scrub, $200K)
It’s fairly well-known that the final strike of Don Larsen’s 1956 World Series perfect game is probably the worst ball-strike call in the history of baseball. The pitch was clearly a foot outside. What I had never realized is that it was the final pitch seen by Dale Mitchell in the major leagues. I wonder if a day went by the rest of his life when he didn’t think about what would’ve happened if the ump called the pitch correctly. Maybe Mitchell would’ve gotten a hit on the next pitch, and then, instead of being known as the guy who made the final out in Larsen’s perfect game, he might be known as the guy who broke it up, and also as a guy who had a pretty solid big-league career.
So this was the guy I needed to round out my roster; not because of him, but his teammate RP
Ray Narleski (63 IP, 1.64 ERC#, $2.5M), who I needed as a closer because my cumulative salary came in a hair too high to include the Jay Howell that I drafted. Of course, if I had taken the cheaper Mike Davis in round 10 it wouldn’t have mattered. But it didn’t matter anyway, as ronthegenius took the cheap Mitchell who could hit a little, as I was hoping that he would. Narleski is more homer-prone than I’d normally prefer in a closer, but one’s roster in these leagues is never perfect.
Round 15 –
1995 Jack McDowell (245 IP, 3.55 ERC#, $5.6M)
I’ll only use about one-third of these innings, in a Long A role, so there’s a decent amount of waste here. I briefly considered rostering Bernie Williams and his A+++ range instead of Votto, but anyone who knows me knows that the day I favor defense over offense is the day that the denizens of Hades start looking for parkas.
Epilogue
This draft went as smoothly for me as any of these drafts I’ve ever done. In and of itself this means nothing; as I’ve said many times before, there is nothing easier than executing a poor draft strategy. But this was a very welcome change from the previous draft, which was downright painful. I think I created as good a team as I could have, but given my divisional draw with schwarze and slainte and the absence of a wild-card spot I think I have zero chance of making the postseason. Oh well. It still was a fun ride. See you all on the virtual field!
PS - I chose to play at Huntington Avenue Baseball Grounds because it's on my way home from work. I mean, it would be if it still existed. It's been replaced by the campus of Northeastern University, but there is a statue of Cy Young where the pitcher's mound used to be. Which is nice.
Lineup:
RF Donlin .361/.420/.522
2B Hornsby .376/.490/.625
CF Bonds .317/.464/.631
DH Foxx .350/.442/.700
1B Votto .328/.427/.591
LF O’Neill .349/.408/.482
C Cochrane .316/.452/.511
3B Davis .321/.399/.491
SS Farrell .207/.256/.265
Pitching:
SP Mathewson 359 IP, 1.81 ERC#
SP Overall 237 IP, 2.59 ERC#
SP Hendrix 304 IP, 2.78 ERC#
SP Hutchison 391 IP, 3.25 ERC#
Closer Narleski 63 IP, 1.64 ERC#
Long A McDowell 3.55 ERC#
Long B Breitenstein 4.25 ERC#
Mop up Cain, Doheny
Taking into account the amount that I’ll use my scrubs, I wasted almost exactly $20M in salary.