episode 3
Tank starts a talk with the "it" girl from his High School. He starts his famous smooth pitch and she looks him in the eyes and asks him if he wants to go to a motel, he asks if she is serious, and she says...Of course not and walks away laughing out loud.
Bob sees Ronald Jefferson measuring the front doors of the mall. Asking why Ronald Responds "Regulation 7.5 section l says all doors must be within .5 inches in width. I thought this one looked wide.
Joy and Miranda are in a sales contest. If there store sells more of the new fried ice cream desserts than either the Fairside or Centerland malls they win a prize. There is an ice cream churn to make frsh ice cream, and Joy walks behind Miranda while she is churning, giving an elderly couple waiting for pizza a little shock!
The girls at Budget Chic get a surprise when afternoon talk show host Diva "Oppez" says, on her 4pm show, she loves the Store Budget Chic. The store gets flooded and both ladies make huge sales.
Walter finds a niche market selling older cats to Asians for food. After every sale he goes to the mirror and says..."No officer I had no idea what they were doing with them".
Sarah is having one of her fantasies with a mediocre looking man, when in walks a very attractive man who flirts her up a little. After he leaves she starts to fantasize about kissing him, but the mediocre guy from her early fantasy keeps butting in. The 2 guys end up starting a fight. As Sarah slips out of her fantasy gone wrong she wonders how she could do this so much and still be so bad at it?
Bob tells some Goth kids they can only smoke in the open atriums. Curious he trys to talk to them but they avoid him. Telling them that he is writing a book about mall people and really wants to talk to them their leader says "We are not gonna lay our souls on the floor just so you can give the sheep of the world your insight on what passes as culture in this sick sad world"!