It would be Davey Johnson's dream come true.
If you had a lot of 59/100/59/59/59 guys, you'd probably have a decent team BA/OBP, and that would lead to a lot of three-run dingers.
If you had a lot of 37/100/48/48/37 guys, you'd have a lot of guys finishing the season with 35 HRs and 72 RBI, and would probably finish under .500