Tell him what he's won, Johnny.
Well, he gets a brand new set of Oohs and Ahs from Nice Job, Inc. of Kynda, OK, a large pat on the back from the Yu Dun Velly Good Company of Hong Kong, and 3 Cheers from Rah, Rah, Rah 4 U of Beverly Hills. Plus, because the player was only a backup, he wins a lifetime supply of Shinex Window Cleaner - Shinex "A spray of sunshine in every squirt."