So, if SIMMY says "if no other more qualified candidates apply, this job could be yours. It all depends on the interview." and then I don't get the job, and it goes unfilled can I assume my poor interview skills did me in?

And what is the standard for poor interviewing? Is it Bobby Knight style, or John Chaney blowup style, or maybe a coming off like the title character in the 40 Year Old Virgin? Also, what can I do to improve my poor interview skills? There's no practice plan for coaching! This travesty must be fixed before other coaches who are otherwise excellent recruiters and tacticians are turned down because of poor communication skills with "the man".

Consider this a guide to failing an interview with flying colors:

1. Sex references are key
2. All movies with Bill Murray in them are to be quoted.
3. List your previous job as Tiger Woods' pimp
4. Explain your views as to why cannibalism is grounds for leniency in murder cases (less wasteful than other methods)
5. Tell them that you have never missed an episode of Real Housewives.
6. Tell them you're on Real Housewives
7. Kill their dog multiple times during the interview (or hamster, or fish, or spouse, whichever is convenient)
8. Make sure they understand that you will require the Swiss national anthem played whenever you enter the building

Or, there is one more sure fire way to not get hired:

Tell them you're Canadian.

Posted by caesari on 12/21/2011 4:55:00 PM (view original):
Consider this a guide to failing an interview with flying colors:

1. Sex references are key
2. All movies with Bill Murray in them are to be quoted.
3. List your previous job as Tiger Woods' pimp
4. Explain your views as to why cannibalism is grounds for leniency in murder cases (less wasteful than other methods)
5. Tell them that you have never missed an episode of Real Housewives.
6. Tell them you're on Real Housewives
7. Kill their dog multiple times during the interview (or hamster, or fish, or spouse, whichever is convenient)
8. Make sure they understand that you will require the Swiss national anthem played whenever you enter the building

Or, there is one more sure fire way to not get hired:

Tell them you're Canadian.

LOL Canadian