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thewizard10
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I've been playing this game a long time, yet haven't seen a name like this one.

1/17/2012 2:25 PM
cornfused
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I mean, of course, the all-time winner is T-Bone Steakburner... or the guy that got customer support to add an MSPaint mustache to his shooting guard, Geraldo Rivera.

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1/17/2012 2:33 PM
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 		 I know...His first name was "Homer Allen" but I had Customer Service change it for me because I almost had him on the PF depth chart instead of Paul Allen. And I'm thinkin' the 5'9 Homer wouldn't be as effective as the 6'8 Paul.  I knew as soon as I submitted the ticket that it would be "Simpson" instead of "Allen"
1/17/2012 4:55 PM
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For all you nascar fans out there:

http://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerProfile/Ratings.aspx?tid=0&pid=1936120
1/17/2012 6:05 PM
bunkerbuster
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Man I love when the funny names threads start. Totally hilarious....hope they keep rolling in. :)
1/17/2012 8:39 PM
salag
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Larry King.
1/17/2012 9:48 PM
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We really should pin one of these every year and have an official "Funniest names of 20xx" thread -- always a fun read. 
1/17/2012 10:19 PM
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There's a dude in my conference with James Lebron.
1/17/2012 10:27 PM
dacj501
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In Phelan Robert Englund just made AA Honorable Mention.
1/17/2012 10:44 PM
barretchap
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I still think one the of funniest name things was the coach that had an entire team of Johnsons.  I can't remember if he coached Johnson C. Smith or Johnson and Wales.
1/17/2012 10:54 PM
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@barret that is priceless. I wish the name data base had some more names, HBD has a 32 page thread on this subject. Quite a good read, I don't care who you are or what you play.
1/18/2012 1:37 AM
lmschwarz
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In next year's Knight recruiting class you can find William Holden, star of the classic movies -  The Bridge on the River Kwai and Stalag 17.
1/18/2012 1:44 AM
dacj501
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Posted by barretchap on 1/17/2012 10:54:00 PM (view original):
I still think one the of funniest name things was the coach that had an entire team of Johnsons.  I can't remember if he coached Johnson C. Smith or Johnson and Wales.
It was Johnson C Smith - I joined the conference right at the end of the era...
1/18/2012 3:58 AM
bunkerbuster
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There was a guy named Harry Dingus that played for Connecticut in D3 Allen a few years back. Would have been a great fit at Johnson C. Smith.
1/18/2012 8:49 AM
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1/18/2012 3:17 PM
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