Hi, I'm interested in your surprisingly inexpensive 3-time MVP that hits 50 homeruns/year, with a .400+ OBP.
In exchange I will offer you a AAA starting pitcher, and a youngster who might develop into a serviceable (decent OBP, but no power) 2b if his glove improves a little, by which I mean a lot.
Lemme know, kthxbye.