Nicknames for your players cheesy, fun, or something else?

I am trying out nicknames with my new Penn team after I bring them in. Not everyone deserves a nickname or gets one. So far I have

Cyrus "The Virus" Roberts
Steve "Big" Wood
Joseph "The Mormon" Smith
David "Easy E" Eiland
Bruce "Bell Cow" Belkowski

Cheesy fun.

My WCSU team has three. No one else has earned one.
Terrific Todd Snell - hasn't really done anything terrific yet but the name lets him know we expect big things.
Gorgeous George Pritts - A rising senior who should leave with the all-time scoring record at WCSU. The ladies love him.
Dannie "The Porn Star" Grindstaff - mostly because Grindstaff sounds like a porn star who does it rough.

Terrific Todd is also the most hated player in the Little East. Haters hatin'.

Nice Con Air reference.

Posted by MikeT23 on 5/10/2017 2:07:00 PM (view original):
Terrific Todd is also the most hated player in the Little East. Haters hatin'.

"Turrible" Todd "Smell" has passed too many classes and UA's for WCSU not to be cheatin'

^^^^^^^
Hater

Ive got a freshman "Frederick Wood"

we call him sofholly

the favorite I've had was Domingo Lara from San Juan Capistrano, PR
He was simply known as the "Puerto Rican Nightmare"

https://www.whatifsports.com/hd/PlayerHistory/Stats.aspx?pid=3878480

Right now I have Grover "Cleveland" Brown and notorious ladies man Tristen "Whoya" Dicken on my King's squad.

I have a walk-on Freshman - Kendrick "Kankle" Shankle. He didn't play much because of his ... well ... leg issues.

I don't generally make up nicknames for my players, but I do have one with a nickname right now. The best player and leading scorer on my USF team is David Bussiere. I like to think that the fans refer to him as 'The Bus', and that they chant 'Ride the Bus! Ride the Bus!' when he is having a big game.