Don't die on us buddy. But my question is.... if you were on your phone typing this, why not just do what you have to do on your phone?!
I play HD about 95% from my phone. I sit on my couch next to my laptop and still use my phone. Everyone has their preferences, so if you prefer the desktop over the phone, I completely understand. BUT.... there's nothing you can't do on mobile. So in times of a pinch, use the resources you have to help yourself.
You said it's an army govt computer.... maybe they block the site. So at least with your phone, you can say that you're texting your wife, or ordering lunch and you'll be done in a minute. Compared to someone at work seeing you play a game with stupid looking human basketball characters on your desktop, and reporting it to your supervisor. I would guess that it's not allowed at your work since it's blocked? Well the mobile will keep you out of trouble!