This thing seems to be a bottomless pile of ****. Yikes.

So, his buddy kinda threw him under the bus while trying to get a pardon through Roger Stone? Yeah makes sense.

The Matt Gaetz Blues

well she was just 17
and you know what I mean
and the way she looked
was way beyond compare
so how could I pay for another
when I saw her standing there


well she looked at me
and I I could see
that before too long
I’d be in stir for her

she wouldn’t dance for another
when I saw her standing there

now I’ll never dance with another
since I’ve been indicted
No I’ll never bang another.

Here's some pictures for ya dummy...