After enduring years worth of questions from benighted sports writers (“How’d it feel out there today, Don?”), Carman compiled a list of 37 suitably vapid answers that could be applied to almost any query. These included: “Baseball’s a funny game”; “I just want to help the club any way I can”; “I didn’t have my good stuff, but I battled ‘em”; and, a personal favorite, “We have a different hero every day.” Carman posted the list above his locker with a note that told writers, “You saw the game … take what you need.”