I submit Lazy Nation.

http://www.whatifsports.com/HBD/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=1144894

Naturally he's from the USA.
11/12/2007 9:05 AM
i have a player named peter pan...hilarious

11/12/2007 9:15 AM
Most painful sounding name:
Dick Frye
11/12/2007 3:08 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By frymaster23 on 12/06/2006I've got a CF in RL who is named Wolf Hunter. I also had the Ang brothers: Antonio Wang, Phil Chang, and Denny Bang, but I've since traded Wang and Chang
That is hilarious. I am going to get fired laughing so hard at my desk.
11/12/2007 3:16 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By badgercf on 7/22/2007I have a feeling the programmers added some of their personal preferences to augment to the list--anyone have a Zentmeyer on any of their teams?

Not to mention the international I recently signed from Japan named Nigel Yamada. I don't remember meeting any Japanese guys named Nigel (although I have met a Chinese man named Friedman, so who knows?...)
I have starting pitcher Arthur Zentmeyer on my team, the Buffalo Chicken Wings. He helped lead my rookie Wings, known as the "Baby Wings" to the rookie league playoffs, where they were devoured in the 2nd round...
11/12/2007 3:23 PM
I have a closer names Bubbles Rapp.
11/12/2007 4:21 PM
My 2B is Tiny Sheets.
11/13/2007 8:32 AM
I just noticed I've got this guy.
1/24/2008 10:35 PM
I've got a Hi-A SS on my Charleston franchise named Slick Cox. I'm not making this stuff up
1/25/2008 2:03 AM
My number-one draft pick, and future Clemens* star, Donatello Cudduyer.
1/25/2008 2:43 AM
Quote: Originally Posted By travisg on 1/24/2008I just noticed I've got this guy
lol, that is hilarious!! it's a shame he'll never make it to the majors. I'd love to see that guy's name pop up every year for award voting. How would you pass up a name like that?
1/25/2008 7:09 AM
1/25/2008 8:50 AM
I've got a Slick Wehner
1/25/2008 9:58 AM
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