You don't want to get me started on Michael Vick or the Eagles. I almost never wish ill will on people. Except for a deserving few. Vick is one of them. I didn't mind that the Eagles gave him a shot. Society and the NFL said "You've served your time." However, when they played the Falcons, in ATL, Vick was featured in a beatdown of the Falcons. The only time he's seen significant playing time all year. I didn't get that at all. Seemed like a big FU to Arthur Blank who, for all intents and purposes, seems like a decent guy.

When you say "Society and the NFL" say you have served your time, does that mean that you disagree?

I think Vick "changed" because he got caught and wanted to get back to making some big money. He lied throughout the entire process. I have no reason to believe he isn't lying now to get paid. Equate it to all the prisoners who find Jesus in jail.

Do you believe in ghosts?

What's the government hiding at Area 51?

Who was your first "favorite" athlete (baseball player, football player, etc.) when you were a kid, and why?

I do. I've seen stuff I can't explain.

Something. Or nothing. Not exactly sure.

Bob Oliver. I noticed on his baseball card that we shared a birthday.

Why do they call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump? You're really not taking it anywhere.

What foreign countries have you visited?

does UC have a chance against Florida?

No idea. Maybe you have it with you and you've got to take it somewhere in order to leave it.

Barbados and Miami.

I liked their chances better when their coach was there.

Sporting News named Mariano Rivera their athlete of the year (or whatever) instead of Jeter = BEST SS EVER!!!

Why does anyone buy that rag?

will my dog's tail be okay? he broke it.

How's your top-secret plot to take over the world going? Any unexpected obstacles?

The subscription is cheap.

Dogs don't usually break their tails. Dumbass humans do it for them. But he'll be OK.

Shhhhhhh.

Who will win this Sunday - Ravens or Steelers?

Ravens. The Steelers are broken. Not sure why but they are.