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Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 1:55:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 9:21:00 AM (view original):
Posted by cbriese on 12/2/2010 7:05:00 AM (view original):
And congrats, Bobby Lee. Though it's probably about time to get a job making real money.
Dude, I actually took a pretty well paying-job...****** off a shitload of people in academia in the process.  Whatevs.  Feels good to not be living on a super-thin margin for the first time in forever.  And thanks.
Good job then. Wearing the corduroy jacket and being around coeds all day definitely has its place, but living on that salary sucks. My university job was probably the funnest I ever had, but the time came to do adult things like buy a house and start a 401k.

I like how ****** is redacted, but shitload goes through just fine.
Wait, you had a university job?  How did I not know this?
Rice. Great school, good campus, tenure mentality extends to staff, huge endowment. Just didn't pay very well.
12/2/2010 10:26 PM
Posted by dherz_263 on 12/2/2010 2:48:00 PM (view original):
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Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 1:51:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 12/2/2010 9:44:00 AM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 1:57:00 AM (view original):
Dude, you're historically ignorant.  If that $2 gives you even a marginally more tolerable home-life, I mean, doesn't it totally pay for itself ten times over? Do it right, and that's a $2 blow-job.  That's just good value.

Then there's that you might actually want to make your wife happy cause it's just a nice thing to do...
don't mind rlahann, he is just herzin' out because his wife gave him another child.
Funny...I actually thought about the Herz channeling when I wrote that.
Heh, I also thought whomever said it cost $20 a pop for flowers, is significantly overpaying. 
Yeah. If you know how to cut and arrange, you could use a cheap dozen and make it look good.
Maybe its a NY thing, but there are a bunch of shops that have flowers for like 8 bucks
Gotta throw in some baby's breath or the like to make it look good.
12/2/2010 10:31 PM
VD:  I had an awesome winner v. future trade for you in $ but Ponson rejected.
12/2/2010 11:18 PM
Posted by rlahann on 12/2/2010 9:45:00 PM (view original):
I've got a wife, two kids, and a soft porn addiction.  I still found time.
Respect
12/2/2010 11:19 PM
Posted by robusk on 12/2/2010 11:18:00 PM (view original):
VD:  I had an awesome winner v. future trade for you in $ but Ponson rejected.
what was it?
12/2/2010 11:21 PM
good luck getting someone to take Lopez' salary, he used to be on my team, i liked him but wasnt going to pay him
12/2/2010 11:24 PM
His salary is actually way palatable, not sure where that idea comes from.  It goes down to 8 next year and has a mutual option the year after that.
12/2/2010 11:26 PM
It comes from I don't want to pay him, especially assuming his stamina decreases
12/2/2010 11:58 PM
His stamina decreased because he had a significant injury, which is unlikely to happen again given his ratings.  With his makeup and still decent age, it is unlikely to drop at all over the life of the contract.
12/3/2010 12:12 AM
Sorry for your loss, bret. RIP Ron Santo.
12/3/2010 7:55 AM
Can't wait to get Garcia in the line-up. The sons of pitches need a spark.
12/3/2010 7:56 AM
Heading out to Illinois State tonight. I need me some cheese balls from the pub II.
12/3/2010 7:57 AM
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Busk- Trade approved in KP
12/3/2010 9:14 AM
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