Posted by Disco Dogs on 1/12/2012 4:48:00 PM (view original):
Alright, gonna go with a favorite hitter. Dante Bichette, COL, OF
Dante got us thrown out of Vet Stadium once. A group of us had tickets for a Phillies-Rockies in July 1995 and we were sitting in the entire row directly above the broadcast booth where Harry Kalas and Richie Ashburn called the games. Every time Dante came to bat, the Phillies PA announcer would intone "Batting for the Rockies, number 10, right fielder Dante Bichette." Immediately after which, we all yelled, in unison, "Bullsh!t", thinking it clever that Bichette and Bullsh!t were relatively close phonetically. We didn't know it for sure at the time, but the lovely Mrs. Jose, watching the game at home, later confirmed that you could hear us clear as day on the broadcast. They let us get away with it for Dante's first two at bats (including a monster three run dinger to left center off of Jim "Two Silhouettes on" Deshaies in the 4th) but when we did it again in the 7th, they came with a small army of security guys to toss us. We didn't go quietly, choosing to chant our name for the hated Bichette as we were marched out of the stadium. Drunk as we were, we stood outside the Vet until Dante came up again in the top of the 9th and we got in one more "Bullsh!t" for the road, secure in the insane knowledge that Harry could still hear us.