wow...didnt read all of it yet but this looks insane

that amare bit on the tracker was too perfect

Posted by jpevans31 on 7/1/2020 11:11:00 PM (view original):

Posted by benhoidal on 7/1/2020 11:08:00 PM (view original):

Posted by jpevans31 on 7/1/2020 10:59:00 PM (view original):
Pretty good stuff. And, I find it funny that the time was taken to look-up and type out all of the owners except one in the following quote.
'Kendrick Perkins: “My most feared teams so far due to nothing but eyeballing the rosters: copernicus, gerryred, pexetera, pharrop, robusk, benhoidal, kinoa1, mptrey, dBKC, samuelyork93, dh555, amerk1180, ysw128, dskantor, longtallbrad, pharrop, 20ks, tarheel1991, 24kpyrite, goetz93, jhsukow, jcred5, and bds9992.”'

Who’s it missing? I can go change it now.

Lol, don't bother, man. I just have my reasons for finding it funny.

this is going in the sim devil episode haha

I'm only so far through it, but I had to pause for this:

We see a shot of the crowd cheering, a young woman wearing a “team 4” jersey is dancing in the stands. An older man wearing a “Try #4” jersey looks confused for a moment, then sits down. Below him, Bill Simmons is giving his reaction.

So many great lines already, but this had me chuckling like an insane person alone in my house at 3:45 in the morning... like, I don't know why I thought it was THAT funny but that is the funniest god damn thing I've read in a long time.

We hear Adam Silver say, “tarheel1991 selects… Wes Unseld.” On the big screen in the front of the room we see Unseld exiting the green room. He pumps his fist on the way to shake Adam Silver’s hand. Behind them on the screen, tarheel1991 is being interviewed by Doris Burke. “RIP to Wes Unseld. We're gonna try to win this sucker for him.” Unseld looks up in horror as the camera cuts away.

OH
MY
DEAR
GOD.

The camera catches longtallbrad, nodding off, trying to stay awake. jcred5 waits until brad is fully asleep, then calls his pick in and giggles.

Oh sweet Jesus it just got better!

Isiah Thomas is giving an interview in the corner claiming that Michael Jordan blackballed him from being selected.

I don't know why I didn't see this coming with all of that great foreshadowing! Amazing!

Charles Barkley: “America, let me just tell you something. Whoever has me is going to win.”

The entire predictions thread is amazing but this one... this one is not only ******* hilarious but looking quite probable!

Posted by benhoidal on 7/1/2020 11:08:00 PM (view original):

Posted by jpevans31 on 7/1/2020 10:59:00 PM (view original):
Pretty good stuff. And, I find it funny that the time was taken to look-up and type out all of the owners except one in the following quote.
'Kendrick Perkins: “My most feared teams so far due to nothing but eyeballing the rosters: copernicus, gerryred, pexetera, pharrop, robusk, benhoidal, kinoa1, mptrey, dBKC, samuelyork93, dh555, amerk1180, ysw128, dskantor, longtallbrad, pharrop, 20ks, tarheel1991, 24kpyrite, goetz93, jhsukow, jcred5, and bds9992.”'

Who’s it missing? I can go change it now.

Me. That makes it even funnier.

That was probably teh most I've ever enjoyed the WISNBA forum. I was doing 800 things in between reading, but I'd come back and read a post or two, crack up and then go do more ****. Absolutely fantastic, fellas! The Catan **** was so ******* on point. If we played Catan, I'd be convincing everyone to keep the robber on you at all times and not letting them trade you any wheat, ore, or sheep! Or wood. Or brick. Wait...

Posted by ashamael on 7/2/2020 4:47:00 AM (view original):
That was probably teh most I've ever enjoyed the WISNBA forum. I was doing 800 things in between reading, but I'd come back and read a post or two, crack up and then go do more ****. Absolutely fantastic, fellas! The Catan **** was so ******* on point. If we played Catan, I'd be convincing everyone to keep the robber on you at all times and not letting them trade you any wheat, ore, or sheep! Or wood. Or brick. Wait...

My wife is the same way. She’s convinced I win every single trade. I wonder where she gets that idea from...

Posted by ashamael on 7/2/2020 3:50:00 AM (view original):
I'm only so far through it, but I had to pause for this:

We see a shot of the crowd cheering, a young woman wearing a “team 4” jersey is dancing in the stands. An older man wearing a “Try #4” jersey looks confused for a moment, then sits down. Below him, Bill Simmons is giving his reaction.

So many great lines already, but this had me chuckling like an insane person alone in my house at 3:45 in the morning... like, I don't know why I thought it was THAT funny but that is the funniest god damn thing I've read in a long time.

Some of dBs best work here.

Posted by ashamael on 7/2/2020 4:44:00 AM (view original):

Posted by benhoidal on 7/1/2020 11:08:00 PM (view original):

Posted by jpevans31 on 7/1/2020 10:59:00 PM (view original):
Pretty good stuff. And, I find it funny that the time was taken to look-up and type out all of the owners except one in the following quote.
'Kendrick Perkins: “My most feared teams so far due to nothing but eyeballing the rosters: copernicus, gerryred, pexetera, pharrop, robusk, benhoidal, kinoa1, mptrey, dBKC, samuelyork93, dh555, amerk1180, ysw128, dskantor, longtallbrad, pharrop, 20ks, tarheel1991, 24kpyrite, goetz93, jhsukow, jcred5, and bds9992.”'

Who’s it missing? I can go change it now.

Me. That makes it even funnier.

The bit was tho have all 24 owners listed. Didn’t even realize that you and JP were missing and I had pharrop on there twice. I added JP but I think you are right that it’s funnier with you missing so pharrop is still on there twice.

nice job fellas

My favorite ten lines from the episode:

10. Ahmad Rashad asks a general question to the green room: “We’re doing a contest. Who wants to be considered for our ‘best dressed’ segment?” (dB)

Dennis Rodman speaks up: “Wait a minute. I’m the only one in a dress.”

9. Bill Simmons: “He has some of that Italian ‘**** you’ attitude in him, and I’m half-Italian, so I can say that!” (bh)

8. Charles Barkley: “So explain to me how this is fair and how the teams picking later are supposed to have a chance over the guys picking Kareem and Jordan and you know, me.”

Ernie Johnson: “Well it’s a Snake draft, Charles”

Charles Barkley: “What’s that mean? Kevin Durant is going #1?” (dB)

7. Shaq is spotted filming a commercial in the corner: “IcyHot: find us in CVS or read about us in the forum banner ads.” (dB)

6. “No Ben, I won’t trade you the first pick, sorry...I KNOW that before the lotto I said that it’s a balanced draft and that any spot can win, but that doesn’t mean I have to trade th- look I have to go.” (My idea, dB’s words)

5. Charles Barkley: “E-F-G? I don’t care about that or H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P! Allen Iverson can PLAY.” (dB)

4. The camera catches longtallbrad, nodding off, trying to stay awake. jcred5 waits until brad is fully asleep, then calls his pick in and giggles. (bh)

3. We see a shot of the crowd cheering, a young woman wearing a “team 4” jersey is dancing in the stands. An older man wearing a “Try #4” jersey looks confused for a moment, then sits down. Below him, Bill Simmons is giving his reaction. (dB’s idea and first sentence. Next sentence was mine)

2. Catan scene (bh)

1. All of the green room scenes (mostly all dB with some lines from me thrown in)

Posted by benhoidal on 7/2/2020 6:35:00 AM (view original):

Posted by ashamael on 7/2/2020 4:47:00 AM (view original):
That was probably teh most I've ever enjoyed the WISNBA forum. I was doing 800 things in between reading, but I'd come back and read a post or two, crack up and then go do more ****. Absolutely fantastic, fellas! The Catan **** was so ******* on point. If we played Catan, I'd be convincing everyone to keep the robber on you at all times and not letting them trade you any wheat, ore, or sheep! Or wood. Or brick. Wait...

My wife is the same way. She’s convinced I win every single trade. I wonder where she gets that idea from...

haha.

I don't know about you, but when I'm playing with people that I know KNOW that I'm a shark and they let me convince them to put the robber on someone else, my inner monologue is like, "I can't believe that just worked! Stop! Don't smile! They'll catch on! ****! They're looking at me. They'll change their mind. Look bored because you're 'losing!' Phew. Man, I can't believe I got away with that-"

Posted by ashamael on 7/2/2020 4:28:00 PM (view original):

Posted by benhoidal on 7/2/2020 6:35:00 AM (view original):

Posted by ashamael on 7/2/2020 4:47:00 AM (view original):
That was probably teh most I've ever enjoyed the WISNBA forum. I was doing 800 things in between reading, but I'd come back and read a post or two, crack up and then go do more ****. Absolutely fantastic, fellas! The Catan **** was so ******* on point. If we played Catan, I'd be convincing everyone to keep the robber on you at all times and not letting them trade you any wheat, ore, or sheep! Or wood. Or brick. Wait...

My wife is the same way. She’s convinced I win every single trade. I wonder where she gets that idea from...

haha.

I don't know about you, but when I'm playing with people that I know KNOW that I'm a shark and they let me convince them to put the robber on someone else, my inner monologue is like, "I can't believe that just worked! Stop! Don't smile! They'll catch on! ****! They're looking at me. They'll change their mind. Look bored because you're 'losing!' Phew. Man, I can't believe I got away with that-"

My best friend basically threw a mini tantrum a few months ago, because I convinced another friend to put the robber on his best territory instead of mine. Literally turned a loss into a win.