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Posted by AlCheez on 12/22/2010 10:42:00 AM (view original):
Were I out of contention in $, I would siriusly consider colluding with bret to help him finish ahead of moy, just because of how awesome that would be.
My team is playing like ****. You may not have to give him anyone.
12/22/2010 10:51 AM
Posted by robusk on 12/22/2010 10:30:00 AM (view original):
Mediocre post but I like the initial line:

I was at a bar ordering drinks for my friend and i. I walk up to the bar and place my order. The girl beside me says, "Also a rum and coke please!" and gives me a pretty smile. Now i have recently read the thing where Feynman said something similar and i was a little liquored up, so i told the bartender to make it a diet coke and rum.

Soon afterwords her female friends get in my face and start yelling and are asked to leave. A friend of mine caught wind of this and after knowing me for years and hanging out quite a bit, is no longer my friend because they never knew I was 'that damn childish, *******'

To me, that was an insult on my masculinity. She had been there all night, doing the same thing to pretty much every guy that came up. She could have looked at me and said, "I'm pretty so you have to pay me." and it would have illicited a similar reaction in my mind. If I would have said, "I have a dick, you have to make me a sandwich." I probably would have been kicked out and banned from the place.

Is this really equality? Is this what you're fighting for? I lost a good friend because it's so common for females to try to score free drinks while contributing nothing.

Is this from Mating Rituals of Objectivists?

That's fantastically pathetic. 'I lost a good friend'... you weren't at Hamburger Hill, *******, you were just being drunk and stupid in a bar.
12/22/2010 10:56 AM
bret is only four games out of the wildcard in $... Crazy.
12/22/2010 11:27 AM
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 12/22/2010 10:12:00 AM (view original):
And it is either good or bad. There is no in between.
there are no mistakes, there is what you do, and what you do not do.
12/22/2010 11:47 AM
Posted by antonsirius on 12/22/2010 10:56:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 12/22/2010 10:30:00 AM (view original):
Mediocre post but I like the initial line:

I was at a bar ordering drinks for my friend and i. I walk up to the bar and place my order. The girl beside me says, "Also a rum and coke please!" and gives me a pretty smile. Now i have recently read the thing where Feynman said something similar and i was a little liquored up, so i told the bartender to make it a diet coke and rum.

Soon afterwords her female friends get in my face and start yelling and are asked to leave. A friend of mine caught wind of this and after knowing me for years and hanging out quite a bit, is no longer my friend because they never knew I was 'that damn childish, *******'

To me, that was an insult on my masculinity. She had been there all night, doing the same thing to pretty much every guy that came up. She could have looked at me and said, "I'm pretty so you have to pay me." and it would have illicited a similar reaction in my mind. If I would have said, "I have a dick, you have to make me a sandwich." I probably would have been kicked out and banned from the place.

Is this really equality? Is this what you're fighting for? I lost a good friend because it's so common for females to try to score free drinks while contributing nothing.

Is this from Mating Rituals of Objectivists?

That's fantastically pathetic. 'I lost a good friend'... you weren't at Hamburger Hill, *******, you were just being drunk and stupid in a bar.
lollery
12/22/2010 11:47 AM
Posted by antonsirius on 12/22/2010 10:56:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 12/22/2010 10:30:00 AM (view original):
Mediocre post but I like the initial line:

I was at a bar ordering drinks for my friend and i. I walk up to the bar and place my order. The girl beside me says, "Also a rum and coke please!" and gives me a pretty smile. Now i have recently read the thing where Feynman said something similar and i was a little liquored up, so i told the bartender to make it a diet coke and rum.

Soon afterwords her female friends get in my face and start yelling and are asked to leave. A friend of mine caught wind of this and after knowing me for years and hanging out quite a bit, is no longer my friend because they never knew I was 'that damn childish, *******'

To me, that was an insult on my masculinity. She had been there all night, doing the same thing to pretty much every guy that came up. She could have looked at me and said, "I'm pretty so you have to pay me." and it would have illicited a similar reaction in my mind. If I would have said, "I have a dick, you have to make me a sandwich." I probably would have been kicked out and banned from the place.

Is this really equality? Is this what you're fighting for? I lost a good friend because it's so common for females to try to score free drinks while contributing nothing.

Is this from Mating Rituals of Objectivists?

That's fantastically pathetic. 'I lost a good friend'... you weren't at Hamburger Hill, *******, you were just being drunk and stupid in a bar.
Heh

It was posted on reddit.
12/22/2010 12:29 PM
12/22/2010 12:50 PM
I like that the dude said to make it a diet. **** that slut.
12/22/2010 1:37 PM
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 12/22/2010 1:37:00 PM (view original):
I like that the dude said to make it a diet. **** that slut.
Yeah, the line was awesome...

The rest of the post was douchified though.
12/22/2010 1:39 PM
I am one of like 10 people in the building today...  usually a couple hundred.
12/22/2010 1:39 PM
take a dump on someone's desk
12/22/2010 2:47 PM
The SF Zodiacs franchise is on SIM autopilot since dmurphy has not checked it since 12/17.
12/22/2010 4:26 PM
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