Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

Posted by mbriese on 1/20/2011 10:17:00 PM (view original):
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:13:00 PM (view original):
heh, I wonder whatever happened to jetskis.  Last I heard she was directing a play in the faggy section of town but that was years ago. 

Personality of a doorknob that one.

You know, personality of a doorknob isn't always bad. California ******* are worse. The girl I've been seeing off and on for the past year recently broke up with me over facebook chat - she gave no reason. I could care less about the being broken up (she'll try coming back in a month...for the 4th time), but Facebook chat? The Orange County california ***** mentality < doorknobs.

Its because you wouldn't share the remote
1/20/2011 10:21 PM
Derek Rose is balling good.
1/20/2011 10:22 PM
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 9:33:00 PM (view original):
This **** is like Weekend at Bernie's.  He needed a three month house sitter for his pseudo-mansion at the same time my lease was ending and I was looking for a place to live.  ******* baller.
I don't think you know Weekend at Bernie's as well as you think you do.
1/20/2011 10:23 PM
No, she loves the drama. Remember high school? Yeah, me neither, but she does. Every minute of it.
1/20/2011 10:23 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:17:00 PM (view original):
os stands for operating system.
Where do I get one?

How did you end up with a computer without one?

I think you can buy Windows at the store, but you should be able to find an install disk somewhere.  Ask an it nerd at work.

1/20/2011 10:23 PM
Posted by mbriese on 1/20/2011 10:21:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 10:19:00 PM (view original):
You should delete your Facebook.

I'm waiting it to rain first, so I can ponder my thoughts. Then I'll go out and cry in public, preferably a crowded area on campus. THEN I'll delete my Facebook. You have to respect the process.

I never checked my ****...  I deleted it so people would stop spamming my mailbox.  That is the preferred process.
1/20/2011 10:24 PM
Posted by rlahann on 1/20/2011 10:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 9:33:00 PM (view original):
This **** is like Weekend at Bernie's.  He needed a three month house sitter for his pseudo-mansion at the same time my lease was ending and I was looking for a place to live.  ******* baller.
I don't think you know Weekend at Bernie's as well as you think you do.
I am going to London in a handful of weeks.  Tell me some cool **** to do.
1/20/2011 10:24 PM
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:17:00 PM (view original):
os stands for operating system.
Where do I get one?

How did you end up with a computer without one?

I think you can buy Windows at the store, but you should be able to find an install disk somewhere.  Ask an it nerd at work.

Yeah...  surely you have a corporate license you can use.

Or just be a real man and install Linux.
1/20/2011 10:25 PM
Kurt Thomas is playing like it is 1968.
1/20/2011 10:26 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:22:00 PM (view original):
Derek Rose is balling good.

He's pretty stupid though.  I was a few rows back last weekend in Indy and spent half the game yelling basic math questions which he was clearly scared to answer.

1/20/2011 10:26 PM
Derek Rose is killing it, but he's also missing a lot of shots.
1/20/2011 10:27 PM
Posted by robusk on 1/20/2011 10:11:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:10:00 PM (view original):
**** down the laundry chute.
I think that is how I started the maid fantasy.
That's on the director's cut of To The Manor Born.
1/20/2011 10:27 PM
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:23:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:20:00 PM (view original):
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:17:00 PM (view original):
os stands for operating system.
Where do I get one?

How did you end up with a computer without one?

I think you can buy Windows at the store, but you should be able to find an install disk somewhere.  Ask an it nerd at work.

Catch up. There are TM fat jokes in there.

The harddrive broke. I had to replace it.
1/20/2011 10:28 PM
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:22:00 PM (view original):
Derek Rose is balling good.

He's pretty stupid though.  I was a few rows back last weekend in Indy and spent half the game yelling basic math questions which he was clearly scared to answer.

Yeah...  he sounds pretty strugglin in his interviews.
1/20/2011 10:28 PM
Posted by gin_caesar on 1/20/2011 10:26:00 PM (view original):
Posted by r0b0t on 1/20/2011 10:22:00 PM (view original):
Derek Rose is balling good.

He's pretty stupid though.  I was a few rows back last weekend in Indy and spent half the game yelling basic math questions which he was clearly scared to answer.

I laughed.
1/20/2011 10:29 PM
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