Best Player Names Topic

blackmink18
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Ray Ray
3/26/2008 8:26 PM
erffdogg
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57 1 114
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3/26/2008 8:47 PM
leppykahn
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Still my favorite...


Quote: Originally Posted By leppykahn on 7/26/2007

3/26/2008 10:03 PM
tecwrg
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4 1 166 32 129
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I would like to introduce the now-retired King King.
4/14/2008 1:45 PM
kjmulli
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Rabbit Abbott and Dude Simpson make a nice bullpen combo for me
4/14/2008 1:55 PM
RoyalOkie
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133 76
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No one will ever beat this real life player, Rusty Kuntz
4/14/2008 2:17 PM
tecwrg
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Check out this guy, and in particular his salary.
For those of you too young to understand the irony, click here.
4/14/2008 8:36 PM
erffdogg
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57 1 114
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nice.

his average is .006 points lower than it should be though.
4/14/2008 8:38 PM
travisg
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11 268
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I've seen a draft prospect named Pepper Fingers. He'd better thoroughly wash his hands before he hits the john, or else he'll wind up with a Chili Wang.
5/7/2008 9:29 AM
bosoxbill
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85 12 21
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Quote: Originally Posted By tecwrg on 4/14/2008
Check out this guy, and in particular his salary.
For those of you too young to understand the irony, click here.
SWEEET.

Any human that would pay more, or less, in salary for Steve Austin... I don't care to know that human.
5/7/2008 9:38 AM
MikeT23
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Quote: Originally Posted By tecwrg on 4/14/2008
Check out this guy, and in particular his salary.
For those of you too young to understand the irony, click here.


Anyone under the age of 30 will think of this guy:

5/7/2008 10:15 AM
bosoxbill
Posts: 2 (0)
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85 12 21
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Another day, another post where Mikey's pimping some hairless muscled boyfriend of his.
5/7/2008 10:43 AM
froidl
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2 1 29 38 10
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I have a Crash Purcell, Santiago Santiago, D.T. Stynes, Del Campos, Sterling Watson, and Gookie Kipling who are all stud players.

I have Martin King who has a dream to play in the majors, but might not make it.

I have a Zeke Hunt, say that 5 times fast.

Sydney Mann, there is just something funny about that name

And possibly the gayest name of all time

http://whatifsports.com/HBD/Pages/Popups/PlayerProfile.aspx?pid=1256336
5/7/2008 1:24 PM
bosoxbill
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GOOKIE!?



WTF?
5/7/2008 1:33 PM
toddcommish
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520 10 1 14 16 90
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Quote: Originally Posted By tecwrg on 4/14/2008
Check out this guy, and in particular his salary.
For those of you too young to understand the irony, click here.
Wouldn't he run in, like, real slow motion?

With sound effects and everything?
5/7/2008 1:34 PM
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