Well, this pick probably won't hurt anyone, and it'll probably spur some interesting comments from Jose, and no doubt some jeers and snickers from the rest of the peanut gallery, but the Royals will take Keith Hernandez from the Cards. In fact, I wonder if he's ever even been used in Rule V history...
Taking him did cause me to look up some famous lines however:
KEITH: Ya know I hate to brag but, uh, I did win eleven straight golden gloves.
ELAINE: [chuckles]
KEITH: I wouldn't have brought it up but since you mentioned it.
ELAINE: Ha, I didn't mention it.
KEITH: Well I won them anyway.
ELAINE: Well so what. I mean you played first base. I mean they always put the worst
player on first base. That's were they put me and I stunk.
KEITH: Elaine. you don't know the first thing about first base.
ELAINE: ha ha well I know something about getting to first base. And I know you'll
never be there.
KEITH: The way I figure it I've already been there and I plan on rounding second
tonight at around eleven o'clock.
ELAINE: Well, uh, I'd watch the third base coach if I were you 'cause I don't think he's
waving you in...