Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

bret2775
Posts: 1641 (0)
Hall of Famer
1 137 78
Prospect
Posted by tylermathias on 3/17/2011 9:59:00 AM (view original):
I just applied for a State gig as an "Unemployment Claims Referee."  I'm fairly certain that job would get me shot.
You go Mr. Incredible!!!

Just tell them all to apply for SSI and send them to Bot.
3/17/2011 10:01 AM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
Actually, it's Unemployment Compensation Referee.
3/17/2011 10:05 AM
bret2775
Posts: 1641 (0)
Hall of Famer
1 137 78
Prospect
so people fight each other over their check and you determine the winner?
3/17/2011 10:08 AM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
That would be awesome.
3/17/2011 10:40 AM
moy23
Posts: 13754 (0)
Hall of Famer
2 57 251 110
Prospect
yes it would
3/17/2011 10:59 AM
blackmink18
Posts: 1058 (0)
Hall of Famer
291 4 1 7 41 42 16
Rookie
Only if you get a whistle and a horizontal black & white striped tie
3/17/2011 11:08 AM
blackmink18
Posts: 1058 (0)
Hall of Famer
291 4 1 7 41 42 16
Rookie
i have a 2 hour conference call starting at the same time as the Tourny.
3/17/2011 11:10 AM
moy23
Posts: 13754 (0)
Hall of Famer
2 57 251 110
Prospect
Slores win again - tied with bot for 2nd best record in $. rlahann and tisi have cooled off. Power ranking #3 again. WWHD.
3/17/2011 11:33 AM
breum
Posts: 146 (0)
Hall of Famer
31 3 7 2 161 82 9
Prospect
for those of you in the davis pool, entries are posted in the thread in HD Main. 
3/17/2011 12:30 PM
winepimp
Posts: 89 (0)
Hall of Famer
66 1 66
Prospect
i'm about to throw up on myself before slitting my wrists
3/17/2011 6:38 PM
breum
Posts: 146 (0)
Hall of Famer
31 3 7 2 161 82 9
Prospect
yea that was pretty awful
3/17/2011 7:13 PM
r0b0t
Posts: 3048 (0)
Hall of Famer
8 3 5 2 35 133
Prospect
I had both Richmond and Morehead State.
3/17/2011 7:17 PM
blackmink18
Posts: 1058 (0)
Hall of Famer
291 4 1 7 41 42 16
Rookie
Will Jimmer Ferdette go before the honor code office for this on-air blowjob he is getting from the CBS announcers?
3/17/2011 8:28 PM
winepimp
Posts: 89 (0)
Hall of Famer
66 1 66
Prospect
Heavy D is playing C for UCLA
3/17/2011 11:01 PM
moy23
Posts: 13754 (0)
Hall of Famer
2 57 251 110
Prospect
Is it good to you?
3/17/2011 11:02 PM
â—‚ Prev 1...1508|1509|1510|1511|1512...1824 Next â–¸
Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic
△Top△Bottom

Search Criteria

Terms of Use Customer Support Privacy Statement

© 1999-2025 WhatIfSports.com, Inc. All rights reserved. WhatIfSports is a trademark of WhatIfSports.com, Inc. SimLeague, SimMatchup and iSimNow are trademarks or registered trademarks of Electronic Arts, Inc. Used under license. The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.