amazing I do not see you chatting in the World you are in. Maybe either
A) You talk about your butt all the time to try and get people mad.
B.) no one wants to hear what you have to say anyway, and thus you come here to try to talk.
C.) Your a lonely guy, who has a fascination with Phillyfans. If this is the case, you are probably a disgruntled Met fan. (no dis-respect to all the other Met fans out there)
D. you are a perv, who is after my 3 teenage daughters, because either you have no life, no woman, or you have been turned down by everyone else.