Okay BeAllEndAll, it's time to take your medicine.
There seem to be two schools of thought in this league when it comes to daggers. Some people like to just dagger the best player on a team, the guy they least want to see staring at them from the opposing dugout. Other folks prefer to find ways to nickel and dime you into submission by forcing you to spend empty salary on useless players.
I'm usually in the former category rather than the latter. This is because the whole point of forcing someone to waste their cap space is to prevent them from being able to roster their best (and presumably most expensive) players, and if that's the case, why not take aim at those players directly?
In your case, the choices here are pretty obvious. On the hitting side of the ledger, you've really only got two players with salaries over $5M, both of them Brewers: Robin Yount and Paul Molitor. Neither of them is really replaceable--both of them would take a pretty big bite out of your lineup if I took away either.
As for pitchers, you've got a great, deep staff that can reconstitute itself around almost any dagger. The only pitcher who really sets himself apart from the rest of the bunch is Luis Tiant, whom you happen to have in his legendary 1968 season.
Losing any of these three would be a blow to your team, sure. But the thing is, I'm not sure you have the cap space to roster all three of them anyway. At least, not if you want to also use Sam McDowell ($8.8M) and Teddy Higuera ($8M) to fill out your rotation. And especially not if you want all-world closer Vicente Romo ($3M) closing down games at the back of your bullpen.
So now I'm thinking that if I dagger Tiant or Yount or Molitor, maybe I'm doing you a favor by making a hard decision easier. You'll certainly be able to afford two out of the three, and it might be less of a dilemma for you to agonize over if you've only got two of them as options.
Which means I've gotta go against the grain and try to bleed your cap space. And fortunately, there's an obvious choice here.
See, the 1968 Indians have the best all-around staff in this entire draft class, but what they don't got is a single bench bat under $1M. And the only bench bats they've got are at C, 2B, and OF. So when you drafted the Indians in the first round, you set yourself up with a short bench, and that just might be your undoing. Because in spite of the great team you've assembled here, you've really got no SS to speak of.
Cleveland has Larry Brown, who'll run you almost $2.8M for mediocre defense and a sour bat. Though he's probably better for the money than Andres Thomas, the only SS on the 88 Braves and a true garbage dump at $3.6M. Boston's Rabbit Warstler is maybe the best value of the bunch at $2.6M, but he's still rocking an OPS (.573) that would make Rey Ordonez blush. Dale Sveum is a switch-hitter, which I guess is kind of nice, but not so much when your OBP is .274 and you cost $2.6M.
So you've got 4 bad options to choose from at SS, all of whom are too expensive for my liking anyway. But at least you've got one silver lining in the form of Boston's Jim Hitchcock, your 5th and final shortstop. His .171 batting average may not be much to look at, but he's a sweet kid, and his $201K price tag is downright swoon-worthy.
But what happens if Jim Hitchcock gets taken out of the equation?
Well, for starters, that $201K cap hit for your backup SS balloons to at least $2.6M, so that's about $2.4M flushed down the toilet right there. Oh, and did I mention that of all these knuckleheads, only Sveum can play another position? He plays 2B (quite badly), so if you want to start him there instead of Ron Gant or Tony Cuccinello... knock yourself out. It'll mean one fewer decent Brewer that you can roster, and one fewer decent bat in your lineup.
But wait, there's more!
Because Hitchcock is also by far the cheapest player on the 1938 Boston Bees. That means in addition to coughing up $2.4M for a backup SS, you'll need to find another Bee to roster, and he'll be a bit more expensive than Hitchcock. My guess is you already planned to use backup OF Harl Maggert, since his .770 OPS is a solid value for $521K. So if we keep looking upward, we're staring at Gil English (backup 3B for $784K) or Bobby Reis (mop-up P for $828K). So consider that an additional ~$600K that we'll carve off your cap, bringing the total hit to around $3M.
But it gets still worse. Because English is about $150K more than the backup 3B you probably had in mind (Ernie Riles), and Reis is $400K more for a mop-up than Juan Eichelberger, the 88 Braves pitcher you probably want to use when the game is out of reach. Maybe you'll take Eichelberger anyway--you need 6 of these 88 Braves one way or the other--but maybe you'll have to carry Reis at the expense of someone cheap and useful, Dan Plesac.
Anyway, when you add the price jumps from Riles to English and Eichelberger to Reis to the total, I come up with a total cap hit somewhere in the neighborhood of $3.55M. Which is, incidentally, almost the exact difference in salary between Sam McDowell ($8.8M) and Luis Tiant ($12.3M). Go figure.
So yeah, I think I'll be taking away 1938 Jim Hitchcock (SS), along with his home ballpark of Braves Field. Good luck to you!
4/1/2024 10:59 PM (edited)