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r0b0t
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"My wife won't let me take this sledgehammer and put a secret passageway in. What a *****."
6/22/2011 10:11 AM
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"I had like nine screws left over when I got done building the crib. I hope they're not important."
6/22/2011 10:12 AM
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"I decided to see if my HBD management style would work with real life so I cancelled me and my wife's health insurance. We'll just use a clinic doctor and be able to blow the extra money on **** we don't need that I spend three times more than necessary on. But I'll also invest heavily on the best lamaze instructor on the market."
6/22/2011 10:16 AM
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"Whoops. I accidentally spelled my son's last name 'Moron' on the birth certificate."
6/22/2011 10:17 AM
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"My commute to work sucks but I'm so close to this one Wendy's now."
6/22/2011 10:18 AM
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"My bank got robbed again."
6/22/2011 10:19 AM
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Man, it's already been 3 years since Carlin died.
6/22/2011 10:37 AM
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Posted by antonsirius on 6/22/2011 12:58:00 AM (view original):
Posted by jiml60 on 6/21/2011 9:48:00 PM (view original):
Posted by antonsirius on 6/21/2011 6:02:00 PM (view original):
Just got home from a colonoscopy.
Had one two weeks ago - the night before is the worst part. 
The crap they had me drink was vanilla flavored. That did not in any way make it better.
I got a couple of flavor packs: lemon-lime and pineapple - the lemon-lime made the solution taste like lemon Pledge.
6/22/2011 10:55 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 6/22/2011 10:37:00 AM (view original):
Man, it's already been 3 years since Carlin died.
The guy from Thomas the Tank Engine?
6/22/2011 11:07 AM
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Sir Toppem Hat?
6/22/2011 11:15 AM
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****
6/22/2011 11:43 AM
Fregoe
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pretty happy with my first 3 picks in S1.   didnt even look at the rest
6/22/2011 12:13 PM
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Posted by Fregoe on 6/22/2011 12:13:00 PM (view original):
pretty happy with my first 3 picks in S1.   didnt even look at the rest
The draft was almost three weeks ago Mark and you are just now commenting on your picks?
6/22/2011 1:46 PM
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Iowa has VD.
6/22/2011 2:03 PM
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Fregoe was stuck in the space between his words.

6/22/2011 2:16 PM
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