Which do you prefer, ESPN Radio or WFAN?

If I'm asking a question, it's because that's the answer. Ya' think?

My guess is that 'tard worlds far outnumber elite worlds. But 'tards far outnumber normal HBD players.

I don't even know what GSN is.

ESPN Radio. Even though I find them rather annoying at times.

Where's the beef?

In regards to EasyE's question, do you think that voting Scoiscia manager of the year probably had something to do with managing a team (and getting to the playoffs) that tragically lost a player during the season?

Why do you hate Canadians?

Are we just an easy target who if we found out your address are more likely to send a thank you note than come after you with pitch forks?

Probably up your butt.

The "sympathy" vote may play a part but I don't think it should. In all likelihood, Adenhart had a couple of close friends on the team. The rest were nothing more than acquaintances or teammates. Dealing with the grief process of 2-3 players over the course of a 162 game season isn't phenomenal.

I don't hate Canadians. Moose and morons have to live somewhere. Why not Canada?

Do you want fries with that?

Do you like the sport of curling?

No, not today.

Curling is interesting for about 2 minutes. Or if you're really drunk. Which, if I was a canuck, I'm sure I would be.

Would you also be going on a tv talkshow and criticizing one of the league's best QBs?

Why?

I have no issue in dishing or dealing with criticism.

Just because.

If a tree falls in the forest, and noone is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

That is not a question.

Of course it does. If you spank it in an empty room, you still spanked it, right?

My wife doesn't understand why Sponge Bob lives in a pineapple. Can you explain it to her?