football: This sport consists of running into other people as hard as possible, and if you can get up afterwards, doing it over and over for 3 hours.
football: " a violent ground acquisition game such as football is in fact, a crypt-fascist metaphor for nuclear war."
football: when I was on the Soryu fight team, we used to bet the jock morons (this is a UT Austin tradition, of sorts) that they weren't tough enough to drink a gallon of milk all at once. .....nobody can, but it was hilarious watching them ralph up 3 quarts of milk.