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Quote: Originally posted by alblack56 on 9/24/2009Recruiting reminds me of my love life:How many times have I heard....1) I'm really too good for you but, if no one better comes along, I'll let you spend money on me2) You're nice, but I have other options I want to pursue as well3) After you called me 10 times, I finally decided to answer the phone4) Yes, I know you're getting serious but I'm considering another man too.  I'll probably string you both along until  it's too late to find another woman5) N0! I will NOT take off the red shirt on the first date!!!!6) When you promised me minutes, I was expecting it to last longer than 45 seconds. 7) Apparently, , we have very different meanings of  'drop down'.

Standing ovation. Simply awesome.
9/24/2009 6:52 PM
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All in with pocket aces and losing to pocket 10s. It's the RNG.
9/24/2009 8:25 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By mullycj on 9/24/2009All in with pocket aces and losing to pocket 10s. It's the RNG
if you can't find the fish at the table, you're him.
9/24/2009 9:39 PM
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AlBlack, you've got to get into comedy.
9/24/2009 11:40 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by nbstowman on 9/24/2009AlBlack, you've got to get into comedy.


This is a joke, right? At the very top of the forums...


Quote: Originally posted by alblack56 on 9/22/2009 I'm a dentist, but have also worked as a stand-up comic .


9/25/2009 12:06 AM
nbstowman
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Sorry Furry, I don't often get the chance to read each post in the forum. I guess my gas station is a little busier than yours. ;)
9/25/2009 12:15 AM
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My girflriends always force me to use prosthetic "booster limbs". Will be on probation in no time.
9/25/2009 7:24 AM
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The median funny for this forum really went downhill after the forum purge.
9/25/2009 9:44 AM
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Al will be on comedy central roast of furry nipps
9/25/2009 10:40 AM
oldave
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you think al is funny?

you should see what he can do with an impacted molar.

Give al a contra-angled probe and a double sided mouth mirror and i gauruntee you he could straighten Mona Lisa's smile.

Heck, Ive heard DaVinci and Einstein were quite the jokesters as well... you wouldnt tell them to quit their day jobs.. would you?
9/25/2009 2:10 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By mullycj on 9/24/2009All in with pocket aces and losing to pocket 10s. It's the RNG
9/25/2009 2:38 PM
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Thanks, guys, for your kind comments. Every entertainer thrives on applause. LOL You made my day!

I'll be unavailable for a few days but look forward to 'catching up' with the Forum
9/26/2009 6:03 AM
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Al, you're my new hero. I've been looking for someone to replace Norm (from Cheers) for years, and then one day...BAM!...here you are. Thanks!
9/26/2009 7:40 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted By bdixon on 9/26/2009
Al, you're my new hero. I've been looking for someone to replace Norm (from Cheers) for years, and then one day...BAM!...here you are. Thanks!
I've always thought I could replace Matt Damon or Brad Pitt. But, noooooooo, I get Norm, an overweight barfly.
9/26/2009 1:27 PM
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