You take full credit for declaring that it's not your fault?

Yes, I don't

Have faith, last season steinbrenner, 10 games left I calculate that I need to go 9 and 1 to finish the season at .500 and hope the division leader falters to have a shot at keeping it close, I pronounce 'there is no way I am going 9-1 based on my opponents to end the season'.  Went 9-1, won the divison.  Never underestimate the power of negative thinking.

I like it.

Negative thinking, but it's not my fault. Got it.

If that doesn't work, you can try burning your bra and panties.

But you're gonna want to take them off first.

When they're soiled, do they burn faster?

Good catch.

I failed to account for the fact that he's Canadian, and would need to be reminded of that.

death, you have to watch Hockey Night in Canada, sing O Canada before every game, and buy underwear the same color as Don Cherry's jacket..... also change 4 spots in the batting order, even just a shuffle, to break the slump.

I must eliminate anything that crazy old coot would do as a strategy. Sorry.

Hats for bats, keeps bats warm.

I really want a player drafted with the name Pedro Cerano.  He'd make my ML roster even if he was a 35 overall.

L5. You guys suck for good voodoo.

Also you must draft a 40 year old to provide a vet leadership voice.  When he goes on the 60 day dl with brittle bones, the team will go into win one for the gipper mode.