I am against everything this President and his party is doing to destroy America. You must believe me when I tell you
I had no Idea Schiff was working with rouge FBI agents intent on mischief to the executive. You can believe me when I tell you I will be the first to vote for censure and beyond that I will BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH......................

Can I pretend I'm Joe Biden now?

Try not to go to prison for rape or Ukraine or what Obama told me was a slam dunk against Trump.

I still have the Media on my side. Watch a press conference lately? My people are all over him.

That's why I want to cut to the chase once and for all so we can get on with business the way I see fit.

And that's why I'm the only one offering a BLINK CONTEST.

We stare at each other and the first one to blink loses. READY?

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A lot of people are going to prison.

I'll make a list.

I'm too old to be on a list.

You can't have more swabs or test kits or anything until I get more whiskey and ice cream.

THIS IS RACIST! I DESERVE TO BE ON A LIST! AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT V.P.

HE TOLD ME I GET 10 MORE COMMITTEES! IF HE CAN REMEMBER WHO I AM.

JUST DON'T LOOK AT MT DISTRICT. IT'S A MESS.

I had no idea. What do the polls say?

I'll get back to ya....

I'm too old to be on a pole.

How many times have we proven to the American people and the highest courts over and over again how Donald J. Trump is guilty of urinating on a bed, being a Russian spy, operating Wikileaks, engineering Benghazi, cheating on the Apprentice, grabbing them by the *****, inventing covid-19, stealing the election, funding Kavanaughs RAPE TRAIN, and the next thing yet to come up. He's guilty of something and I'll find it. Or make it up. AGAIN.

WHO'S GOING TO PRISON?