Alright, here’s a very special offer to the first two to sign up!
If you meet the commish’s scrutiny (Potential owners will be screened to ensure integrity) and you promise to hang around for a few seasons, I’ll send you a $20 bill. That nearly pays for this first season. Buy a burger and a beer….well, the burger, anyway, if you wish. Or two beers. Or a double Old Fashioned. Whatever floats your boat.
We’re nearly out of stock so order now! I’ll head down to the blood bank and have them pump 40 samollions out of me.