MUST SEE INNERWEBS 7:30PM (EST), 6:30 (CST), 5:30 (MST) 12/22/2009 !!!!!
Canuck Flyers @ Pittsburgh Shamrocks
Jay vs. Pitty for Pitty and TDK's playoff lives and the right to face Speedy in the first round. Jay just wants to get out healthy. He's 2nd win, lose or draw.
Hellsinki Finnski @ Salisbury Striper Swipers
Probie handed me 3rd, and I handed it right back, provided he doesn't hand it back again by becoming the 3rd victim of the newbie curse.
Dakota Bison @ Bug Squashers
Sleepy NEEDS this one, leapfrogs Sparky 6th with a win, thereby avoiding a 1st round matchup with Jay.
Phucking Phucks @ Capitals
Not only did I hand 3rd back to Probie, but if both he and Blackdog win, I get dumped all the way to 5th and Blackie has home ice in the 1st round against me.
Steel City @ Detroit is the only game with no playoff implications.
Pretty simple really.
Speedy is the 1st seed. Jay is #2.
Probie gets 3rd with a win over a guy playing his first game ever.
Blackie gets 3rd if he wins and Probie loses, 4th if they both win, 5th if he loses.
I'm 5th if both Probie and Blackie win. 4th behind the winner if only one wins, playing the other in the 1st round; 3rd if they both lose.
Sleepy takes 6th with a win, 7th with a loss and a loss by Pitt. 8th (depending on tiebreakers) if he loses and Pitt wins.
Sparky is 7th if Sleepy wins, 6th if he doesn't.
Pitt gets 8th if he wins, 7th if he wins, Sleepy loses and he has the tie-breaker over Sleepy.
TDK gets 8th if Pitt loses. Misses if Pitt wins.