should fake death take his van to my shop to get it fixed?

I'm smoking some pork. Should I use mesquite or hickory chips?

He'll probably have to push it unless you have a towing service.

Mesquite.

By your logic, I would also be an ugly nerd (which we know is not true...the ugly part...I am certainly a nerd) which would mean I wouldn't be getting supermodels, which would mean I'd be lucky to get any *** at all, right? Would you like to rethink your answer?

They messed my coffee up at the local coffee joint. Should I go back or just drink it (it tastes kind of gross right now)?

I'm sure you do OK when you stay within your ugly nerd species.

I'd just dump it out and move on.

My Fielding Instructor in Buckner is looking at all franchises. Should I panic?

Isn't your logic flawed? Or are you just calling me the king of the ugly nerds? Which would make Prima Nocta perfectly appropriate.

I wouldn't.

No. No. I'm just saying you can get your own skanky fat chick with low self-esteem. I can't imagine any of your ugly nerd leaguemates did any better.

Who's more inept at maintaining a racing surface, NASCAR or Canada?

With the passing of Doug Fieger, will it be like 1979 all over again, and every time I turn on the radio I hear "My Sharona"?

Are you calling my wife a skanky fat chick with low self esteem?

Canada had 4 years to get prepared. But both made a mockery of surface maintaining. NASCAR, struggling with ratings/sponsorship, really screwed themselves this past Sunday. That's their big event. I can't imagine even the most diehard fan watch that from start to finish. However, to their credit, they did something very smart after the 2nd stoppage. By running caution laps while the repair dried, they ensured that they wouldn't have a third stoppage. The first repair held up for 38 laps. There was 39 laps after the 2nd stoppage. Run half a dozen laps and, if the 2nd repair holds up like the first, you're good. Canada hasn't done anything smart.

Only if you listen to the right/wrong stations.

I would never do such a thing.

am i a diehard fan if i watch the whole thing including the delays?