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Quote: Originally Posted By uncleal on 3/14/2008
Never was able to track Coach down today. Urgh.
I'll get it at the game Monday.
BIG SURPRISE!
3/14/2008 5:09 PM
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I am really surprised that uncleal can still type if this magical event has truly already occurred.
I am not surprised that the "video" hasn't been posted.
3/14/2008 5:13 PM
uncleal
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I am milking this for every moment. Making you disbelieve like crazy and then watching you all look like fools after I do post it.
3/14/2008 6:13 PM
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just because you can do it doesn't make it effective or safe
3/14/2008 6:14 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By trezeguet on 3/14/2008just because you can do it doesn't make it effective or saf
It seems very effective.

How is "safe" relevant? I seriously doubt anyone cares enough to make it not "safe".
3/14/2008 6:16 PM
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3/14/2008 6:18 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By uncleal on 3/14/2008
I am milking this for every moment. Making you disbelieve like crazy and then watching you all look like fools after I do post it.
By the time you post it, we'll all be in nursing homes anyway...
3/14/2008 6:28 PM
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His next trick will be to get welded to the railroad tracks with the train boring down on him. Something along the lines of ''Super Dave Osbourne''.
3/14/2008 6:31 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By uncleal on 3/14/2008
I am milking this for every moment. Making you disbelieve like crazy and then watching you all look like fools after I do post it.
I see there's no need to repeat myself about the lines of bullshit you're dealing.
3/14/2008 6:35 PM
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I can't wait to see the backward lettering on the shirts in the video. "Really, it was a hander throwing to first base."
3/14/2008 6:57 PM
mudbone1969
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Yeah, really. With everyone running the bases backwards.
3/14/2008 7:00 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By zootmoney on 3/14/2008
I can't wait to see the backward lettering on the shirts in the video. "Really, it was a hander throwing to first base."
Coach refused to get his camera close enough to see lettering I'm afraid.
3/14/2008 8:34 PM
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Did you use baserunners or didnt the school allow it because of insurance?
3/14/2008 8:41 PM
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Quote: Originally Posted By uncleal on 3/14/2008
Quote: Originally Posted By zootmoney on 3/14/2008

I can't wait to see the backward lettering on the shirts in the video. "Really, it was a hander throwing to first base."
Coach refused to get his camera close enough to see lettering I'm afraid.
He was afraid of getting struck by an errant throw?
3/14/2008 8:48 PM
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A day in the life of uncleal
6:30...wake up and do mega-strengthening exercises for side of body
7:28...do right side
7:30...breakfast...Malt-O-Meal and breast milk
8:30 - 3...school...get abused by others in gym class for only using side of body
3:00 - 3:30...do detention for refusing to admit different sides of the brain control different sides of your body and telling teacher to suck his , more IMPORTANT testicle
3:30 - 5:00...baseball practice. watch team do legit practice while he stacks helmets and bats with his arm.
5:01 - 5:20...coach lets him take some infield just to shut him the F up about "I can turn two y, coach"!!
5:21 - 5:30....rest of team collapses in hysterical laughter
5:30 - 6:12...walks home since nobody will drive a laughingstock
6:13 - 6:30...tells parents how he wants to transfer to a school more y-friendly
6:31 - 8:00...homework, but mostly daydreaming about becoming the 1st y 2B to win a Gold Glove in ML history
8:00 - 8:30...TV TIME....HANNAH MONTANA!!!
8:30 - 9:30....more -side mega-strengthening exercises
9:31 - 9:35...does right side
9:36 - 10:00...calls local sportstalk station to plead his case about ies playing 2B
10:01...finally gets on air
10:02...gets laughed at and hung up on
10:03 - 10:10..has glass of warm milk and puts on bigboy night-time diaper
10:11...cries himself to sleep as usual
3/14/2008 9:19 PM
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