Ed Seward, P - 1887 from Ohio.
23 1/2 million for a gazillion innings in one season of pitching.
I feel like I went hunting and ate a moose.
I went to the bookstore and came away with Dostoyevsky.
I went for that slice of cheesecake and ate the whole thing. It's a little too much, and it's gone all in one sitting.
Excuse me while I go burp now....