The Onion Buys Infowars — Planning To Make Alex Jones’ Site A Parody Of Itself

If you enter www.infowars.com into your browser and hit return, you won’t see Alex Jones anywhere. The site’s longtime host and conspiracy theorist has been replaced by a vast expanse of white on the site’s landing page, along with five words in small type: “site unavailable till further notice.”

On Thursday, the site’s new owners, a company called Global Tetrahedron—parent company of the satirical news site The Onion—said Infowars will return in January, when the far-right site will be rebranded as, essentially, a parody of itself. “We thought this would be a hilarious joke,” said Ben Collins, chief executive of Global Tetrahedron in an interview with The New York Times. “This is going to be our answer to this no-guardrails world where there are no gatekeepers and everything’s kind of insane.”

BERLIN — Newly uncovered footage appears to show Adolf Hitler doing the famous Trump dance.

"The similarities between Trump and Hitler run much deeper than we thought," said CNN's Jake Tapper as he unveiled the footage. "They even danced the same. We in the media tried to warn the country, but no one listened."

The footage, recovered by German officials while cataloging their archives and converting hard copy files to digital, shows Adolf Hitler dancing at one of his many rallies. He is seen pumping his arms, feet planted firmly in place, while his body sways gently back and forth in time to the anthem "Horst-Wessel-Lied."

"Look at the way they both gyrate their hips and pump their fists awkwardly, never fully extending their arms, a classic Nazi dog whistle," said Body Language Expert Dina Landau. "They hold their arms up at the elbow as if fending off attacks from freedom, rhythmically punching back with fascism."

"It's horrifying. Normal people don't dance like that."

In the days following the discovery, historians have uncovered even more photographic evidence such as the one seen below, of Hitler joyfully dancing in the exact same style as Trump.


"We only wish we could've discovered this sooner, to warn the world about Trump's imminent Nazi takeover," lamented Landau.



At publishing time, historians had uncovered more footage depicting Hitler eating what appeared to be a Big Mac and fries.

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