Quote: Originally posted by wylie715 on 5/12/2010I'm ugly?? Have you looked in a mirror lately, you fat f*ck? and oat boy, I'm not gonna pay yer mom more than she asked for.

Doesn't wylie know that she only charges for how long the services take?

is that why she charged me 3x her usual rate??

is that a question?

When they removed Site Staff's redlined posting, do you think they banned him?

I guess he doesn't.

That was an "Ugly Fee". You're lucky she didn't nail you with the "Stupid Fee" too.

Evidently not.

Probably fired him on the spot.

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What is the magic # to get a player qualified in the league leaders?

Pitching is very dependent on fielding but, just eyeballing it and using "average" fielding in a neutral park as guide, I'd expect him to be somewhere around 1.35 WHIP while walking a batter every 2 innings with a K9 around 7(maybe a little better). His ERA should be around 4. You'll need to be careful with his PC. The high stamina will tempt you to use 120. I'd keep it down to 100 or 105 for max effectiveness. Because of his control, you'll need to give him a little more leash with the pull rating. He's going to walk himself into trouble. You've got to give him the chance to get out of it.

I would assume it's the same as it take to qualify for end of season league leader. 3.1 PA per game and 1 IP per game.

Have you ever been unavailable to play in a softball game because you were napping?

Change "napping" to "drunk off my ***" and the answer is "yes". But they convinced me to play anyway. I was at a buddy's 30th birthday party/cook-out. Told them I couldn't play that Saturday. A couple of them came over during the break after losing the first game and told me they needed me in the OF. I said "Dude, I've been drinking moonshine for 4 hours. I'm trashed. I can't even drive to the field." They poured me into the backseat, took me to my house to get my equipment and put me in LF(my position) despite me saying "Donl;yh exphionjt muuuch." I lucked into a nice over-the-shoulder catch in the first inning and the other team hit to right the rest of the game.

Is drinking moonshine for 4 hours unusual in Idaho?

In the afternoon it is.

Why does God look at starving children, and instead waste good fortune on the Montreal Canadiens?

He feels bad for Canada. They're worse off than starving children.

A couple of questions, Mike.

1) what do you do for a living?

2) how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?