So, just so I can get this straight......If you start out with a masturbating snail, tucked into a 180 degree monkey nut jumble and then add the ninja flip (chinese star throwing action optional) and finish it off with a roticulating (is that even a word?) morphasizer, you might just be able to throw the ball in the general direction of a fan near the 3rd base dugout and end up with your right testicle in your ***?
Yeah, that about sums it for me........any questions?