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bret2775
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i still have no thumbs
7/23/2010 10:31 AM
AlCheez
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How tragic.
7/23/2010 10:33 AM
bret2775
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I do have two middle fingers though and guees who is getting those right now
7/23/2010 10:33 AM
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Posted by robusk on 7/23/2010 7:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/23/2010 12:45:00 AM (view original):
Chicken-fried bacon seems like it would be good, but maybe a waste of bacon.
Bacon-fried chicken, however, sounds awesome.
Not a popular thought I'm sure...  but I am not a big fan of bacon.
I'm pretty sure you're not a legitimate human male.  Consider my investigation launched.  TME Detective Agency will be activated later today.
7/23/2010 10:34 AM
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Posted by vandydave on 7/23/2010 9:10:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/23/2010 7:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/23/2010 12:45:00 AM (view original):
Chicken-fried bacon seems like it would be good, but maybe a waste of bacon.
Bacon-fried chicken, however, sounds awesome.
Not a popular thought I'm sure...  but I am not a big fan of bacon.
agreed, the fatty stuff is gross and the non-fatty stuff dry and tasteless
That just sounds like you've somehow never had properly prepared bacon.  This is sad.
7/23/2010 10:36 AM
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Posted by bret2775 on 7/23/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I do have two middle fingers though and guees who is getting those right now
It's impressive that you can do that while typing.

What's a guees?
7/23/2010 10:36 AM
AlCheez
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Sorry you had to be the fall guy, Milt.
7/23/2010 10:38 AM
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Posted by bret2775 on 7/23/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I do have two middle fingers though and guees who is getting those right now
your neighbor's bumhole?
7/23/2010 10:39 AM
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Posted by vandydave on 7/23/2010 9:52:00 AM (view original):
happy birthday bret!
Yes.  HBB
7/23/2010 10:42 AM
tylermathias
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2 of the top 4 don't have a spot on the 40.

But yeah, at first glance, I only see one guy I'd take.
7/23/2010 10:43 AM
tylermathias
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Way to not be as young anymore, Plante.
7/23/2010 10:43 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 7/23/2010 10:34:00 AM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 7/23/2010 7:42:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tisi29 on 7/23/2010 12:45:00 AM (view original):
Chicken-fried bacon seems like it would be good, but maybe a waste of bacon.
Bacon-fried chicken, however, sounds awesome.
Not a popular thought I'm sure...  but I am not a big fan of bacon.
I'm pretty sure you're not a legitimate human male.  Consider my investigation launched.  TME Detective Agency will be activated later today.
Maybe.

I would venture to guess that you (along with a lot of people) and I have drastically different diets.
7/23/2010 10:43 AM
bret2775
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Posted by AlCheez on 7/23/2010 10:36:00 AM (view original):
Posted by bret2775 on 7/23/2010 10:33:00 AM (view original):
I do have two middle fingers though and guees who is getting those right now
It's impressive that you can do that while typing.

What's a guees?
yeah, it was tough, but I found a way.  since I have no thumbs and was flipping you off, I had to use my pinkies...jerk
7/23/2010 10:44 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 7/23/2010 10:43:00 AM (view original):
Way to not be as young anymore, Plante.
yeah, I'm catching up to murph
7/23/2010 10:45 AM
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Posted by tylermathias on 7/23/2010 10:43:00 AM (view original):
Way to not be as young anymore, Plante.
In bret's case, I think this should be viewed as more of an acheivement than most - it's another year in defiance of natural selection.
7/23/2010 10:45 AM
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