colonels, you are better off having no "ally" at all. All diablo does is troll around and look for random chances to take a shot at zhawks and fulfill his incredible man crush. He's never once contributed something positive or of value. You at least attempt to do so.

A man can be judged by the company he keeps.
2/8/2010 2:20 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By dalter on 2/08/2010

colonels, you are better off having no "ally" at all. All diablo does is troll around and look for random chances to take a shot at zhawks and fulfill his incredible man crush. He's never once contributed something positive or of value. You at least attempt to do so.

A man can be judged by the company he keeps.

And all you do is follow me around. A man can be judged by his resume....Get off my nuts and win a championship
2/8/2010 2:24 PM
Son? Hmm. . interesting specific use of language there. . hmm. . . .
2/8/2010 2:26 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By kelby_03 on 2/08/2010
lmao, this is funny. Love the "mounds of evidence" line.

Colonels, if you ever land a high prestige DI team try not scheduling any games. For whatever reason the sim gives the high prestige teams mostly home games. This is nothing new and has been going on for years.

As someone who has played oldave every season for the past few years I've gotten to know a lot of his habits. One of those habits is putting off scheduling until the last second or not scheduling at all.

Funny conspiracy theory though.

Right, it goes along with high prestige sim teams denying road games to the low prestige teams.
2/8/2010 2:27 PM
Quote: Originally posted by diablo11 on 2/08/2010And you and zhawks can start your own thread which each of you posts comments every other minute.  Seriously, do the two of you have a life outside of HD and my jock?

Do you have a life outside of Zhawk's jock?
2/8/2010 2:28 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By arssanguinus on 2/08/2010
Quote: Originally posted by diablo11 on 2/08/2010 And you and zhawks can start your own thread which each of you posts comments every other minute. Seriously, do the two of you have a life outside of HD and my jock?

Do you have a life outside of Zhawk's jock?


I wish he'd get out, it's starting to get uncomfortable.
2/8/2010 2:28 PM
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2/8/2010 2:39 PM
Quote: Originally Posted By diablo11 on 2/08/2010
Quote: Originally Posted By dalter on 2/08/2010

colonels, you are better off having no "ally" at all. All diablo does is troll around and look for random chances to take a shot at zhawks and fulfill his incredible man crush. He's never once contributed something positive or of value. You at least attempt to do so.

A man can be judged by the company he keeps.

And all you do is follow me around. A man can be judged by his resume....Get off my nuts and win a championship
Yes, let's compare resumes, shall we?

I can't imagine how I could possibly outshine one of the least successful DI coaches in all of HD.

In terms of "you show me yours, I'll show you mine", this would be like an 8-yr-old trying to measure up with John Holmes.
2/8/2010 2:46 PM
Go ahead and post your DI resumes. Here are some of mine:

Michigan State

25girt2531-412-110-39-013-311A+CT Champion
National Champion
24girt2527-612-110-35-214-253A+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Elite 8)
23girt2532-212-013-17-115-112A-Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Final Four)
22girt2525-610-312-13-215-1915A-Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Sweet 16)
21girt2522-811-29-42-212-437A-Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid




Montana

39dalter29-513-09-47-115-132A-Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Final Four)
38dalter28-512-111-25-214-282B+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Elite 8)
37dalter30-312-112-16-116-033BConf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Elite 8)
36dalter26-512-110-34-116-01720B-Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (2nd Round)
35dalter25-611-210-34-115-11818B-Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (2nd Round)
34dalter22-711-110-41-213-335C+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (1st Round)




Now you show me yours ...

2/8/2010 2:49 PM
And ****, since we're all well aware of your staggering DI ineptitude, I'm more than happy to look at other levels as well ...

Mansfield:

28daalter28-711-29-48-113-321A+Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Championship Game)
27daalter19-118-59-42-213-315ANT At-large Bid
NT (2nd Round)
26daalter27-611-111-35-215-197A+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Championship Game)
25daalter28-312-112-14-116-022A+Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (2nd Round)
24daalter30-313-012-15-215-112A+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Final Four)
23daalter32-311-212-19-016-011A+Conf Champion
CT Champion
National Champion
22daalter30-49-114-27-116-023A+Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Final Four)
21daalter27-58-114-35-116-0716AConf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Sweet 16)


Redlands:

21dalter26-412-112-12-214-286A+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Sweet 16)
20daalter31-313-012-16-215-132A+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Final Four)
19daalter16-137-58-61-29-747B+NT At-large Bid
NT (1st Round)
18daalter19-118-48-63-112-447A-Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (1st Round)
17daalter24-612-19-43-116-0144A+Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (1st Round)
16daalter30-211-114-05-115-111A+Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Sweet 16)
15daalter30-513-09-48-115-121A+Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Championship Game)
14daalter24-1010-38-56-210-647B+PI (Championship Game)
13daalter27-612-19-46-113-3912A-Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Elite 8)


I'll let you catch up, I know you're in a hurry to post all those deep DI NT runs ...

2/8/2010 2:52 PM
Yes, except for the small part where I'm actually posting my national championships for you to see. Tiny detail, I know.

Now let's look at yours, at DIII:

9diablo1133-212-113-08-115-1114A+Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
National Champion
8efil28-213-012-13-115-136AConf Champion
CT Champion
NT (1st Round)
7shine0628-510-213-15-214-21212AConf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Elite 8)




You actually your own DIII school to cherrypick this team and win a DIII NT with other coaches' players. Again, a poorly-trained gorilla could've done that. Then, after you moved up to DII Valdosta State, you actually cherrypicked yet another school, DII N. Colorado.

In short, you are the definition of quivering pussydom.
2/8/2010 3:00 PM
Thank you for further PROVING MY POINT.

Dalter, Daalter, and girt....118 seasons. 2 rings

diablo11.....55 seasons. 1 ring.

Seems I'm right on track with what you've done. In fact, I'm a little ahead of schedule. Your little outburst was brilliant! Pure brilliance!

2/8/2010 3:03 PM
1. Your title isn't worth a damn, as my post above shows.

2. I have five titles, as I posted yesterday. Wisconsin, Western Michigan and Central State are the others. Do I really have to go through the tediousness of posting them all? Good lord.

WMU

11johncannon26-410-014-22-215-142-Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
NT (Sweet 16)
10johncannon33-110-016-07-116-011-Conf Champion
CT Champion
NT (Final Four)
9johncannon29-67-114-48-113-311-Conf Champion
NT At-large Bid
National Champion
8johncannon17-109-48-50-111-5110-




You haven't even addressed the fact that in 29 DI seasons, you haven't won a single NT game. I mean, I would want to sweep that under the rug, too, but that sort of ineptitude is so staggering, I think it must be addressed. Don't you?

You have a truly unique talent for making yourself look stupid.
2/8/2010 3:11 PM
why do you have so many aliai?
2/8/2010 3:17 PM
Quote: Originally posted by colonels19 on 2/08/2010why do you have so many aliai?

why not? mmmmmmmmmmmm, aliai
2/8/2010 3:25 PM
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