Can we please now declare that this whole thing has jumped the shark?

Depends on the pre-nup. If Elin gets nothing/next to nothing, Tiger will be forgiven. If she gets a big of pile o' coin, she'll be back on the market.

No, we cannot. STFU.

Are you still in denial about being gay?

Ask your wife how gay I am. But wait until I remove a certain something from her mouth. Otherwise it just sounds like "mmphpmph".

Was it stupid of me to trade a SP in his prime with the same projected overall rating for a 23 year old 3b? What if the third basemans name is 'Peaches'?

Want to look at my pitching staff and point me in the right direction? Im brand newb and feel like I got screwed in the aforementioned trade since the SP I dealt had the best control on my staff.

Depends on the world. Some have more pitching, some have more hitting. But I've never thought trading an ace for a position player was a good idea. Overalls aren't the be all to end all.

I don't mind helping people but not team building. That said, your pitching staff looks fine. Probably need 12 since your 5th starter is going to chew up your bullpen. And Peaches ain't nothing special. Hope you didn't give up much.

That is not a question.

will you be my hbd mentor?

for free?

I don't think you need a mentor.

I answer questions, I do not mentor.

if you check your sitemail, is there one from me there?

Do you think Elin should have gone with a 3 wood instead of a 2 iron when beating on Tiger last week?

There is. Responded.

Elin probably knows which club she's most comfortable using when chasing Tiger down the driveway.

Will the Nets, who going back to last season have now lost 19 straight, break the 1982 Cleveland Cavaliers record of 24 straight losses, also over a 2 season stretch?

Will they break the 72-73 Sixers record for worst season ever (9-73)?

Other than watching the Nets lose, does anyone care about the NBA?

I can answer all 3 at once. I don't care about the NBA. Not sure why anyone does.

Which of three reported mistresses of Tiger is the hottest?