Dear Mr. Commissioner,
I can't believe how badly you have screwed up this draft and league. I shall do everyone a favor and make clear just how grandly you stink!
-- Some owners are not sitemailing those picking behind you, the first time that has ever happened in a draft. Obviously, this is your fault since you cannot properly control the other 23 owners.
-- There is ******** and whining! And before you argue that JGreene is responsible, I'll point out that he only posted eight of the nine complaints about the God-awful job you have done. That means an astounding and unacceptable TWO owners have complained through just the first 22 rounds and 41 pages. But maybe I shouldn't have counted JGreene's complaint about how much complaining there is?
-- Owners have drafted players who were already taken! This never happens in drafts I run. Oh wait, I mean it happens in every one I run. Must be it never happens in drafts JGreene runs. Yeah, that's it.
-- You had the audacity to disappear for a day or two to celebrate your college graduation. The nerve! Do you not realize how important this is?
-- Your ineptitude and arrogance prompted a rare attempt at sarcastic humor from our straightest of arrows, toddleduc. Apparently this well-known troublemaker's post helped drive JGreene out of the league. So perhaps if we banished toddleduc JGreene would bless us all by consenting to return to the league? Sorry toddleduc, but a pretend season of a make-believe version of a game is no place for humor.
Now, if you will just go back and take Ken Caminiti from toddleduc and give him to me, and let me go back and skip dubrightway and toddleduc in every round because I will whine about it otherwise, I might even be willing to play more than five games. If I'm 5-0, that is.